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Mon 07/05/01 at 18:19
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Unfortunately, as you know, the Government is primarily controlled by female ex-teachers of dubious sexual orientation, known as the "Back Benchers" (and other, less flattering description).

"Miss Laudpecker MP formerly worked for the Child Support Association after resigning her position at Uttley comprehensive school where she was renowned for liberation therapy and the gay leaflet campaign"

The Back Benchers have decreed that 20% of all elected representatives must be female (even if they then take the money and do nothing).

As this is now law, I'm afraid that the next notable must in fact be a female, assuming that the current ones are all male.

Unlike the government, if we were to bend to this rule, it would be a wholesome female capable of substaining a high level of activity, that we seek.

So, unless the Tories get back in, we need a representative from the seemingly non-existant female community on the forums here.

Sex changes are not allowed - er-no.
Mon 07/05/01 at 18:43
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"possibly impossible"
Posts: 24,985
Real: Not inflatable.

Or was that Sheepy?

;-)
Mon 07/05/01 at 18:41
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Posts: 23,216
Toni wrote:

(a real one)

What do you mean... real...?
Mon 07/05/01 at 18:37
Staff Moderator
"Must lose weight"
Posts: 5,778
Toni wrote:
> Hey Tony, do you really think I like this name?

(yes you do)

I
> can't change it and nobody from SR is replying to my emails in
> helping me set up a new account...

P.S If I get a female member
> (a real one) can I return as er-no?


OH alright then, but we'll need two, in case one doesn't make it.
Mon 07/05/01 at 18:36
Posts: 0
Hey Tony, do you really think I like this name?

(yes you do)

I can't change it and nobody from SR is replying to my emails in helping me set up a new account...

P.S If I get a female member (a real one) can I return as er-no?
Mon 07/05/01 at 18:31
Regular
"Excommunicated"
Posts: 23,284
I am male I think! or is that female?
Mon 07/05/01 at 18:28
Regular
Posts: 23,216
How do you know that none of us are female?

(Hmmm.)

(Meka. Father of two.)

(FantasyMeister. He probably wouldn't mind being female, as his user name on MSN shows, but he's certainly not.)

(Sniper. Ha.)

(Ant. Definite teenage boy.)

(And the last time I checked, you were male too. So your method of thinking is a little wrong.)

So how are we going to get females on the site...?

(Start a topic about how eating a box of Roses in front of a romantic comedy is always a good night in.)

Are you being stereotypical?

(I wouldn't dream of it.)
Mon 07/05/01 at 18:27
Regular
"Fishing For Reddies"
Posts: 4,986
Damn Labour.....I hate working!

Now then, this female...what about Kate? Mind you, she isn't exactly here that much.

Can't someone pretend to be a Kate.

Game
Mon 07/05/01 at 18:19
Staff Moderator
"Must lose weight"
Posts: 5,778
Unfortunately, as you know, the Government is primarily controlled by female ex-teachers of dubious sexual orientation, known as the "Back Benchers" (and other, less flattering description).

"Miss Laudpecker MP formerly worked for the Child Support Association after resigning her position at Uttley comprehensive school where she was renowned for liberation therapy and the gay leaflet campaign"

The Back Benchers have decreed that 20% of all elected representatives must be female (even if they then take the money and do nothing).

As this is now law, I'm afraid that the next notable must in fact be a female, assuming that the current ones are all male.

Unlike the government, if we were to bend to this rule, it would be a wholesome female capable of substaining a high level of activity, that we seek.

So, unless the Tories get back in, we need a representative from the seemingly non-existant female community on the forums here.

Sex changes are not allowed - er-no.

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