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"FEMALE NOTABLE REQUIRED BY LAW - Nice active poster preferred."

Unfortunately, as you know, the Government is primarily controlled by female ex-teachers of dubious sexual orientation, known as the "Back Benchers" (and other, less flattering description).

"Miss Laudpecker MP formerly worked for the Child Support Association after resigning her position at Uttley comprehensive school where she was renowned for liberation therapy and the gay leaflet campaign"

The Back Benchers have decreed that 20% of all elected representatives must be female (even if they then take the money and do nothing).

As this is now law, I'm afraid that the next notable must in fact be a female, assuming that the current ones are all male.

Unlike the government, if we were to bend to this rule, it would be a wholesome female capable of substaining a high level of activity, that we seek.

So, unless the Tories get back in, we need a representative from the seemingly non-existant female community on the forums here.

Sex changes are not allowed - er-no.

Calm down Shanks!!! I think you need to take a cold shower or something.

Remember, children read this as well!

:-)

Goatboy wrote:
Let's see:
Take lots of showers
Bend over
> and pick stuff up a lot
Sit on the washing machine and read Bridget
> Jones.


Call me the worlds most important person, if you will, but I'm having a little bit of trouble understanding what you mean with these three points?!?!

I was wondering if you would expand on them a little... nothing much.. just a short brief explination of what you ment....just so I can understand what your getting at... ?!?!?

Cheers

:)

Well there are kids present and I am a sensible and mature poster that behaves respectably and in an adult fashion at all times.

*ahem*

Let's see:

Take lots of showers
Bend over and pick stuff up a lot
Sit on the washing machine and read Bridget Jones.

Now, why is women don't come in here?

Goatboy wrote:


But hey, that's me.
And
> let's be honest, if you were a woman, your choice is:

Post on
> Forums
Stay at home and look at yourself in the mirror.

Just look?

*Falsetto Voice*

Hello boys.
I'm a lady and I would like to be notabl...

Nah, I can't even pretend.
Thing is, every single woman I know can't stand video-games, without exception.
I know it's an age old debate so I wont open it up again.
And, judging from some posts in certain threads, if I was a woman?
I wouldn't come in here to be hit on incessantly.

But hey, that's me.
And let's be honest, if you were a woman, your choice is:

Post on Forums
Stay at home and look at yourself in the mirror.

Which would you do?
Exactly.

If thats the case, then her posts are already as intelligent and interesting as what Sniper has to say.


:-)

In which case, I vote for young Malibu_Dragon.

There have been a number of occasions in which she has 'helped' with my posts with some stunning contributions such as:

'cfvxbn hx b b nxbn xnx hxn'

And other such comments that you can only get using small hands pressing random keys.

There were several topics on FOG over female gamers on the forum.

First prize goes to whoever can find them...(first prize being, of course, the esteem of having wasted 10 minutes looking back through the FOG history)

*in wanyes world style*

The girl will come, and she will be mine...

...oh yes, she will be mine.

We will just have to wait for the time when a female regular will come.

I think FM had a lady friend that won Gameaday a few dates back. Any news of her? Or has she run off now she has won?