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Unfortunately, as you know, the Government is primarily controlled by female ex-teachers of dubious sexual orientation, known as the "Back Benchers" (and other, less flattering description).
"Miss Laudpecker MP formerly worked for the Child Support Association after resigning her position at Uttley comprehensive school where she was renowned for liberation therapy and the gay leaflet campaign"
The Back Benchers have decreed that 20% of all elected representatives must be female (even if they then take the money and do nothing).
As this is now law, I'm afraid that the next notable must in fact be a female, assuming that the current ones are all male.
Unlike the government, if we were to bend to this rule, it would be a wholesome female capable of substaining a high level of activity, that we seek.
So, unless the Tories get back in, we need a representative from the seemingly non-existant female community on the forums here.
Sex changes are not allowed - er-no.
"Miss Laudpecker MP formerly worked for the Child Support Association after resigning her position at Uttley comprehensive school where she was renowned for liberation therapy and the gay leaflet campaign"
The Back Benchers have decreed that 20% of all elected representatives must be female (even if they then take the money and do nothing).
As this is now law, I'm afraid that the next notable must in fact be a female, assuming that the current ones are all male.
Unlike the government, if we were to bend to this rule, it would be a wholesome female capable of substaining a high level of activity, that we seek.
So, unless the Tories get back in, we need a representative from the seemingly non-existant female community on the forums here.
Sex changes are not allowed - er-no.
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Sniper wrote:
> Strangely on TO for Unreal Tournament there is a Girls clan in it.
Yeah, shouldn't they be doing their make-up or somthing?
> Strangely on TO for Unreal Tournament there is a Girls clan in it.
Yeah, shouldn't they be doing their make-up or somthing?
Strangely on TO for Unreal Tournament there is a Girls clan in it.
You have to go easy when playing girls at games.
Its best if its just you, and one girl, that way, it frees things up a little (unless there are two you know well, which is even more fun, but...)
Don`t forget that you must say that the game looks better if the only light in the room is from the screen. You pick a game thats easy to relax to, and play away gently, until it gets to a point when you look toward eachother, and ...... this is where I thought it might not be best to write down all the details.... and then when you wake up, you can look towards eachother again, and remember the best parts of the "games" you played the previous night.
Anyway, just a tip, if you are happy to do this, but don`t want to lose your progress on the game, make sure you know where the pause button is. :-)
Its best if its just you, and one girl, that way, it frees things up a little (unless there are two you know well, which is even more fun, but...)
Don`t forget that you must say that the game looks better if the only light in the room is from the screen. You pick a game thats easy to relax to, and play away gently, until it gets to a point when you look toward eachother, and ...... this is where I thought it might not be best to write down all the details.... and then when you wake up, you can look towards eachother again, and remember the best parts of the "games" you played the previous night.
Anyway, just a tip, if you are happy to do this, but don`t want to lose your progress on the game, make sure you know where the pause button is. :-)
I managed to play a group of girl gamers on Quake 3 two weeks ago.
They didn't appriciate the comments that me and this other fella were saying about girls and how good they are at games.
Not very good!( i used a lot more extreme language at the time)
Me and the other fella then teamed up and beat them good.
:-)
They didn't appriciate the comments that me and this other fella were saying about girls and how good they are at games.
Not very good!( i used a lot more extreme language at the time)
Me and the other fella then teamed up and beat them good.
:-)
Tony wrote:
> I'll give it five minutes before some bright spark starts pretending
> to be a female.
DOH! I missed that. Now I feel stupider.
> I'll give it five minutes before some bright spark starts pretending
> to be a female.
DOH! I missed that. Now I feel stupider.
What does it matter over the net? We don`t have to fill in our sex on the details sheet do we!
Who knows or cares if the elected members are female or not, there is no way to check!
Who knows or cares if the elected members are female or not, there is no way to check!
The last time a female cam on to this site everyone went through 3 phases:
1) Phase 1 - Wonder : Is it really a GIRL on this site
2) Phase 2 - Stupidness : A whole topic was dedicated to to where everyone said "Hi, I'm welcome to SR"
3) Phase 3 - Shame : As I pointed out that they were acting like a bunch of loosers and that the girl (I think that she was called Kate) would leave if everyone kept acting like this. Funnily enough, she's now gone.
I wonder why?
1) Phase 1 - Wonder : Is it really a GIRL on this site
2) Phase 2 - Stupidness : A whole topic was dedicated to to where everyone said "Hi, I'm
3) Phase 3 - Shame : As I pointed out that they were acting like a bunch of loosers and that the girl (I think that she was called Kate) would leave if everyone kept acting like this. Funnily enough, she's now gone.
I wonder why?
I'll give it five minutes before some bright spark starts pretending to be a female.
Well, where is she? We're waiting.
(Oh boy is she going to be happy when she meets you lot.)
(Oh boy is she going to be happy when she meets you lot.)
I think he means "member" and in someone who joins in.
Not "member" as in organ of the gender.
Not "member" as in organ of the gender.
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