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"FEMALE NOTABLE REQUIRED BY LAW - Nice active poster preferred."

Unfortunately, as you know, the Government is primarily controlled by female ex-teachers of dubious sexual orientation, known as the "Back Benchers" (and other, less flattering description).

"Miss Laudpecker MP formerly worked for the Child Support Association after resigning her position at Uttley comprehensive school where she was renowned for liberation therapy and the gay leaflet campaign"

The Back Benchers have decreed that 20% of all elected representatives must be female (even if they then take the money and do nothing).

As this is now law, I'm afraid that the next notable must in fact be a female, assuming that the current ones are all male.

Unlike the government, if we were to bend to this rule, it would be a wholesome female capable of substaining a high level of activity, that we seek.

So, unless the Tories get back in, we need a representative from the seemingly non-existant female community on the forums here.

Sex changes are not allowed - er-no.

Goatboy wrote:
> Spin Cycle.

That is all I will say.

mmm... you dont know do you? ... eh ... eh

You just copied it down after you saw it somewhere...

but you dont really know...

eh? eh? ay?

I reckon you should grap chrizzyt from the WWF forums onto here!

She has been around a long time and deserves recognition for her troubles...

er-no

P.S Thanks Tony!

"inoperablemindusopsis"

Thread degeneration to you.

Spin Cycle.

That is all I will say.
And if any women read that, they'll know what I mean.

And it's just the disordered musings from a guy imagining what he'd do as a woman.

Let's move on before y'all have a brain-fart

Why would you want to sit on the washing machine? Surely, if you were a woman, you'd be spending all your time doing housework and stuff.

Thats probably why none post here, they are too busy washing up and hoovering and stuff.

But... what do they mean??


e.g...

Goatboy wrote:
Sit on the washing machine and read Bridget
> Jones.

What do you mean? Why would you want to do that??

I guess it all just goes straight over my head

Those 3 points are the things I would do,as a woman, before posting on the SR Forums.

Which explains the heady waft of testosterone and chest-beating.

Your Honour wrote:
> It doesnt make sense does it? I've just re-read it and came to the
> same conclusion you did.

YH: Yet to master humour........


lol@YH

still made me laugh man! :)

It doesnt make sense does it? I've just re-read it and came to the same conclusion you did.

YH: Yet to master humour........

Your Honour wrote:
> Calm down Shanks!!! I think you need to take a cold shower or
> something.

Remember, children read this as well!

O-k-a-y ... ???

:)