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Everything I do is so routine now - go to school, do homework, play guitar, go online, sleep, school, homework...etc and it bores the hell out of me.
I mean, the guy in that link is getting blown by a Dolphin and I've never even been blown by a girl. Everyone else seems to have achieved so much more in their personal lives than me. I have nothing. Nothing to show for 17 years of life apart from a few pieces of paper - no great experiences, no memorable nights, no exciting stories to tell people I meet. Nope, when I meet someone I just sit in silence because I have nothing to say, mainly because there's nothing to tell them. I'm such a waster.
Anyway, I figure since I don't contribute to society in any way, it's best for me to take my leave of it. I've wasted 17 years so I might as well not put myself through the pain of another few dozen.
Goodbye.
If only...
oh.. and learn to lie. Lying is so much fun. Tell people you've jumped out of a plane and stuff. Or killed someone.
You'll feel even worse because it hasn't actually happened, but at least it makes conversation.
You chumps.
I even gave myself advice!
Shame on those who fell for this.
You're at the age where you think your life is crap. Wait a few years, you will then look back and think, "hey, it was a little dull, but I've got loads of time ahead anyway".
Go knock one off and then look at the clouds. Life aint so bad.
I just wanted to see how many people would fall for it.
The answer was: far too many.
Actually, I can't believe how many fell for this.
Maybe you should publish a book :)