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"Hero"

Desperate to see this but not had the time.

Could somebody please give me a good description or brief overview of the story and compare it to other martial arts films...

*nods*
I thought so.

You're one of them, battering innocent bottle-lobbing protestors and then laughing in the van on the way home, before jumping out to pound on some gay darkies. I've read things, I know the score.

I've got my righteously indignant eye on you Teen-Cop, don't think you'll get away with your bully-boy tactics on my manor, just because you enforce "The Law", 'cos lemme tell you sonny-jim, the only law I recognise is the law of Me World.

So there.
And now I'm going to bed, to dream about doing crimes!

What? Hand on that bibel thing.

"I swear to tell the...um...what I say happened. Yeah, that will do"

Yeah yeah, and we all know how trustworthy a coppa's statement can be, aye Mr Conlan? Aye?

It was me that said it first! ME! Tim will tell you!

Goatboy wrote:
"bloke from The Streets"

I've never noticed that before..

Well I don't know what that snazzy spazzy's been telling, but I -never- go far on a first date. So off with your camera, shoo.

I'll be the chaperone and get in for free.
They'll be like "No angry bearded fella, you pay like everyone else" and I'll be like "Look, this one cries a lot and writes poems about kittens and kissing flowers, and this one is that bloke from The Streets, but he's really tired and stuff"

Can I come along? You wont know I'm there. I wont make a sound...other then the whirr of my video camera...for blackmail purposes only. Dirty minded people.

Aw shush now, you'll make me blush.

Aww, Tim and Grixs' first date and YOU have to make jokes. It's sweet.