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"Console Wars - who is the best?"

I couldn't think up a title so I used the example provided.


Umm. So, is Console Wars a contest of some kind? Do I have to console people?

Alright, here goes: There, there. Turn that frown upside down.




Do I win a prize?

Will a staffie please ban this waste of space that calls himslef 'Tanoy'.

Will a staffie please close this thread?

Tanoy, didnt you call me a geek for using the intro words to buffy and using it to insult you?
And you come along with this.

You are an annoying little boy/girl arent you..

Tanoy wrote:
> Cyclone wrote:
> Moo
>
> Was that a reference to Season 3 Episode 6 of Buffy, called
> 'Gingerbread', original air date 12/01/99, in which Buffy's mum
> launches a parents group called 'Mothers Opposed to the Occult',
> abbreiviation MOO?
>

That episode went down the plughole when it was revealed it was a demon making people crazy. Instead of them all being completely insane anyway.

Cyclone wrote:
> Moo

Was that a reference to Season 3 Episode 6 of Buffy, called 'Gingerbread', original air date 12/01/99, in which Buffy's mum launches a parents group called 'Mothers Opposed to the Occult', abbreiviation MOO?



It led to the excellent following joke:

Buffy: Mom, I hate that these people scared you so much. And I-I know
that you're just trying to help, but you have to let me handle this.
It's what I do.

Joyce: But is it really? I mean, you patrol, you slay... But is Sunnydale getting any better? Are they running out of vampires?

Buffy: I don't think that you run out of vampires! -

Joyce: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put down...

Buffy: Yeah, well, you did. (shakes her head) It doesn't matter. I have
to go. I have to go on one of my pointless patrols and react to some
vampires. If that's alright with MOO.



That really was excellent. Though I suppose I could have just written the last sentence instead of typing all that out from memory, which took a few hours.

Either way, I'm defunct.

ßulle†† wrote:
> Don't worry, it's nothing personal.
>
> Unless you're my Mother.

I'm not, if that helps.

Moo

Don't worry, it's nothing personal.

Unless you're my Mother.

Tanoy wrote:

> It's like your right hand and your left hand: they don't both shake
> each others hands, do they.


Has anyone yet noticed how this makes no sense at all in the context it was used in?

Nope. You're all too busy 'shaking' your heads and 'stroking' your chinny-chin-chins.