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OMG etc
jisms:
everything
Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen
This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.
Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.
I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.
Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.
You want this game.
Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..
jisms:
everything
Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen
This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.
Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.
I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.
Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.
You want this game.
Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..
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It's what's under the suit that counts.
For most of those interviews, anyway.
For most of those interviews, anyway.
munn wrote:
> Yes, unlike you geeks I'm not that bothered if I don't get a game.
>
> I've got about 2 grand in the bank, but I won't waste it on games.
Resi 4 wouldn't exactly put a dent on 2K. I don't buy loads of full-price games myself, but the odd 30 quid now and again isn't too much to ask.
> Yes, unlike you geeks I'm not that bothered if I don't get a game.
>
> I've got about 2 grand in the bank, but I won't waste it on games.
Resi 4 wouldn't exactly put a dent on 2K. I don't buy loads of full-price games myself, but the odd 30 quid now and again isn't too much to ask.
with emphasis on "need"
"the suit I'm going to need for countless interviews."
Yes, he really 'wasted' it.
Yes, he really 'wasted' it.
munn wrote:
> Firestarter wrote:
> munn wrote:
> NOt after I just spent £245 on a suit.
>
> You would rather spend 245 on a suit than 30 on Resident Evil 4?
>
> Yes, unlike you geeks I'm not that bothered if I don't get a game.
>
> I've got about 2 grand in the bank, but I won't waste it on games.
But you waste 245 pounds on a suit?
> Firestarter wrote:
> munn wrote:
> NOt after I just spent £245 on a suit.
>
> You would rather spend 245 on a suit than 30 on Resident Evil 4?
>
> Yes, unlike you geeks I'm not that bothered if I don't get a game.
>
> I've got about 2 grand in the bank, but I won't waste it on games.
But you waste 245 pounds on a suit?
I wouldn't spend £245 on a suit or £30 on Resi 4.
Firestarter wrote:
> munn wrote:
> NOt after I just spent £245 on a suit.
>
> You would rather spend 245 on a suit than 30 on Resident Evil 4?
Yes, unlike you geeks I'm not that bothered if I don't get a game.
I've got about 2 grand in the bank, but I won't waste it on games.
> munn wrote:
> NOt after I just spent £245 on a suit.
>
> You would rather spend 245 on a suit than 30 on Resident Evil 4?
Yes, unlike you geeks I'm not that bothered if I don't get a game.
I've got about 2 grand in the bank, but I won't waste it on games.
Cycloon wrote:
> You're an idiot.
Yes because a game is much more important than getting the suit I'm going to need for countless interviews.
You're right, I should just have kept the money, bought the game and went to my interviews in jeans and a t-shirt.
Idiot.
> You're an idiot.
Yes because a game is much more important than getting the suit I'm going to need for countless interviews.
You're right, I should just have kept the money, bought the game and went to my interviews in jeans and a t-shirt.
Idiot.
Chapter 4-1 now after starting from scratch. Time for the brilliant story of how my Broken Butterfly saved me folks. So it's one of those situations where there is dozens of cultmen coming after you and i'm rapidly running out of TMP ammo. I manage to spray everyone out until there is only 4 remaining and only 3 magnum bullets in the chamber.
"Time to see what you can do, make me prowd"
I said as I selected the gun. BOOM 2 down in one shot, BOOM another down but comes back as an evil head thing, BOOM straight through the evil head followed by the destruction of a normal head. I love this game.
"Time to see what you can do, make me prowd"
I said as I selected the gun. BOOM 2 down in one shot, BOOM another down but comes back as an evil head thing, BOOM straight through the evil head followed by the destruction of a normal head. I love this game.
Best thing to do is to shoot them in the arm when they have dynamite - they drop it and go 'URG!' while all their friends shamble on. They try and get away, but everything is BOOMED.
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