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OMG etc
jisms:
everything
Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen
This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.
Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.
I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.
Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.
You want this game.
Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..
jisms:
everything
Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen
This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.
Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.
I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.
Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.
You want this game.
Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..
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it has got blood in it!
Really?
i think resi 4 is cool!
munn wrote:
> And Cycloon, you're a gayby.
No, he's right.
> And Cycloon, you're a gayby.
No, he's right.
Memorandum! wrote:
> munn wrote:
> Yes, but paying 450 quid a year (which isn't much, true), works out
> as having to pay for 30 years.
>
> That's a long time.
>
> Well, the 450 is assuming you're only earning 20k, which I'd hope to
> be surpassing at some point within those 30 years. Plus you can
> throw in lump sums now and again if you want. How much were you
> assuming you'd be paying back anyway? You don't necessarily have to
> use the whole loan.
Dunno, but it'd work out better if I'm poor as a student, and then get to keep every penny I earn after I'm finished (apart from all that tax malarky).
And Cycloon, you're a gayby.
> munn wrote:
> Yes, but paying 450 quid a year (which isn't much, true), works out
> as having to pay for 30 years.
>
> That's a long time.
>
> Well, the 450 is assuming you're only earning 20k, which I'd hope to
> be surpassing at some point within those 30 years. Plus you can
> throw in lump sums now and again if you want. How much were you
> assuming you'd be paying back anyway? You don't necessarily have to
> use the whole loan.
Dunno, but it'd work out better if I'm poor as a student, and then get to keep every penny I earn after I'm finished (apart from all that tax malarky).
And Cycloon, you're a gayby.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> For anyone still talking about Resi4:
>
> Say, in the village, can you actually kill everyone? They don't keep
> appearing from nowhere like rubbish idiots, do they?
What you see in the IGN video is sort of a set peice and you kill alot of villagers before they all go away and play bingo. When you return there some more villagers appear but you can wipe them out.
> For anyone still talking about Resi4:
>
> Say, in the village, can you actually kill everyone? They don't keep
> appearing from nowhere like rubbish idiots, do they?
What you see in the IGN video is sort of a set peice and you kill alot of villagers before they all go away and play bingo. When you return there some more villagers appear but you can wipe them out.
munn wrote:
> Cycloon wrote:
> You're an idiot.
>
> Yes because a game is much more important than getting the suit I'm
> going to need for countless interviews.
>
> You're right, I should just have kept the money, bought the game and
> went to my interviews in jeans and a t-shirt.
>
> Idiot.
No, you spent £245 on a suit.
> Cycloon wrote:
> You're an idiot.
>
> Yes because a game is much more important than getting the suit I'm
> going to need for countless interviews.
>
> You're right, I should just have kept the money, bought the game and
> went to my interviews in jeans and a t-shirt.
>
> Idiot.
No, you spent £245 on a suit.
munn wrote:
> Yes, but paying 450 quid a year (which isn't much, true), works out
> as having to pay for 30 years.
>
> That's a long time.
Well, the 450 is assuming you're only earning 20k, which I'd hope to be surpassing at some point within those 30 years. Plus you can throw in lump sums now and again if you want. How much were you assuming you'd be paying back anyway? You don't necessarily have to use the whole loan.
> Yes, but paying 450 quid a year (which isn't much, true), works out
> as having to pay for 30 years.
>
> That's a long time.
Well, the 450 is assuming you're only earning 20k, which I'd hope to be surpassing at some point within those 30 years. Plus you can throw in lump sums now and again if you want. How much were you assuming you'd be paying back anyway? You don't necessarily have to use the whole loan.
Memorandum! wrote:
> you know that you only have to pay back the loan when you earn over
> £15k, and it's set at 9% of what you're earning over that
> £15k. (I think it's 15 now, not 10)
>
> so if you're earning £20k, that's 9% of £5k = £450,
> which isn't exactly a lot.
>
> Student loans aren't the horrible SOUL DESTROYING DEBT that they're
> made out to be.
Yes, but paying 450 quid a year (which isn't much, true), works out as having to pay for 30 years.
That's a long time.
> you know that you only have to pay back the loan when you earn over
> £15k, and it's set at 9% of what you're earning over that
> £15k. (I think it's 15 now, not 10)
>
> so if you're earning £20k, that's 9% of £5k = £450,
> which isn't exactly a lot.
>
> Student loans aren't the horrible SOUL DESTROYING DEBT that they're
> made out to be.
Yes, but paying 450 quid a year (which isn't much, true), works out as having to pay for 30 years.
That's a long time.
For anyone still talking about Resi4:
Say, in the village, can you actually kill everyone? They don't keep appearing from nowhere like rubbish idiots, do they?
Say, in the village, can you actually kill everyone? They don't keep appearing from nowhere like rubbish idiots, do they?
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