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"Resident Evil 4 jisms"

OMG etc

jisms:
everything

Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen



This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.

Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.

I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.

Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.


You want this game.



Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..

munn wrote:
> NOt after I just spent £245 on a suit.

You would rather spend 245 on a suit than 30 on Resident Evil 4?

Shoot the dynamite while it's in thier arms. Genius. Also I went through that fortress with no rifle and im not on chapter 4-1. Havn't turned my GC off since I restarted playing.

I've just completed the first chapter. Met the merchant and bought the rifle and scope, took out all the bad guys I could see with it, then went through the door. Unfortunatley I was quickly surrounded by about 15 villagers with Dynamite, I lasted about 2 seconds.

:(

You're an idiot.

NOt after I just spent £245 on a suit.

Surely you can find £30 somewhere.

The only way I can get Resi 4 is if smv gets his ass up and gives me a GAD.

Oh and my inventory ruleszors. Broken Butterfly (How this has got me out of the tightest spot evarrrr I shall explain later) the Blacktail tuned up to level 3 (I don't need to reload because the rooms cleared before iv'e gone through a clip :)) and the Smi Outomatic Rifle (A must for protecting Asley) so yeah this game ro>