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"Resident Evil 4 jisms"

OMG etc

jisms:
everything

Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen



This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.

Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.

I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.

Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.


You want this game.



Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..

the rocket launcher could get me out of a tight spot.

Scroll down and you'll see my amazing story of how the Broken Butterfly got me out of a really tight spot.

I splurged on the Magnum because I had the money and the madskillz to pull i off. Haven't used it yet, mind. I'm sure it'll come in useful.

With a fully upgraded Blacktail all other handguns become useless. I completed in 18 hours on normal and the Krauser boss onwards is all utter heavenly pefection. Best gaming bits ever in any game.

Or anything else.

i love blowing up the merchant. he just falls down when you hit him with a rocket launcher

Make sure you get the Stock, otherwise the TMP is useless.

I never got the TMP. I went in for a bit of cutomisation instead. My handgun is 1 upgrade away from perfection. Mmmmm. My shotgun is also the shibble.

I'm on chapter 3-1 but only been playing it for 2 days. Got the TMP from the Merchant.

So I'm on chapter 3-4. How long until I get a new shotgun? The Striker?

Firestarter wrote:
> munn wrote:
> And Cycloon, you're a gayby.
>
> No, he's right.

If you think that then you're a gayby too.