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"Resident Evil 4 jisms"

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jisms:
everything

Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen



This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.

Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.

I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.

Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.


You want this game.



Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..

I love it when a word suddenly loses all meaning.

Granted, I have been combined the treasure granted to me.
And, granted, my weapons are pretty good. Nice Red09, granted, shotgun tuned up nicely, granted.

granted, the game is just geting good, granted. I think that the, granted, Castle is the best bit, granted. I don't know why. I do love the regenerators though, granted. You're s lucky to still be playing through it for the first time, granted. Have, granted, you been combining treasures? What's your weapons situation like, granted?

Well, granted, I haven't had much experience with them yet.
Some way through 3-1 I think.

Not really looking forward to having one jump on my face, granted.

They're not cute once you get into the 2nd halfof the castle. Oh no siree.

*cowers*
Grenades are a whole other barrel of monkeys anyway.

And I'm not wasting 6 shots on someone's legs when I can keep one for their head, and one for Mr. Para Site.

They're kinda cute anyway.

Usually the rifle deals enough trauma to the head that no parasites come out, so if you're really keen on headshots, use that. You'll still get (un)lucky sometimes, though, but the rifle should still take out any parasites in one hit.

Whereabouts are you in the game, FFF?

Untrue, they just take a bit longer to kill. The trick is if you shoot them in the legs more than 4 time and they're not dead shoot them in hte head and they will die.

NO MONSTER

Not always. If you take out a massive pack of ganados with a grenade, for example, there will be no parasites. Or if you just shoot people with shotguns in the stomachs, nothing comes out. Sometimes you get a critical hit, just by chance, when you don't aim for the head, so it bursts open.

If people have got parasites in them, they're gonna burst out whether you shoot them in the head or not.