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"Resident Evil 4 jisms"

OMG etc

jisms:
everything

Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen



This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.

Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.

I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.

Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.


You want this game.



Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..

JC941* wrote:
> I think Cycloon is right. Im sure you press X when his arm is glowing
> red and you rampage in a straight line killing anything in one hit.

I'm not sure rampaging into the chainsaw of Mr. Bag-man is a good idea, but I'll give it a go.

Tphi wrote:
> Cycloon wrote:
> Use Krauser.
>
> His arm kills ANY enemy in one hit.
>
> His crossbow y'mean?

I think Cycloon is right. Im sure you press X when his arm is glowing red and you rampage in a straight line killing anything in one hit.

Cycloon wrote:
> Use Krauser.
>
> His arm kills ANY enemy in one hit.

His crossbow y'mean? Even those evil bagmen b'yatches? I shall most certainly give it a try.

So talking of best games ever here is my top 10, in no order

Zelda OOT
Operation Flashpoint
Mafia
Shenmue/2
Resident Evil 4
Metroid Prime Echoes
Shogun: Total War
Banjo Kazooie
Goldeneye
Zelda MM


See the quality? Yes, my list oozes quality. And Resi 4 sits proudly in it. Well done Capcom.

I was just thinking, this game was awesome, but now I've completed it, how on earth am I going to get 1,000,000pesatas for that Chicago Typewriter? HUH?

Played some more Mercs today, why do some of the characters have to be so crap. Managed to master Wesker today, got three 5*'s in a row, just the Oil rig type one left, and I was short of 60k by 60 points :@> But Ada and HUNK are soooo very crap.

F**KING SCARY!!!!

At all costs, make sure to shoot their legs.

I got resi 4 today, ill play it a bit later though :D

Use Krauser.

His arm kills ANY enemy in one hit.