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"Shark Prawn"

Do you get the witty title?

All j00 listen up.

Two prawns, Eddy and Christian, were swimming in the sea. They were always getting menaced by sharks who tried to eat them.

So one day, Eddy said to Christian: "grr. I wish I was a shark so I din't get bullied all the time." And a magical cod appeared and made his wish come true. Christian was so scared, he thought his friend was going to eat him. So he ran home.

Eddy soon tired of being a shark. He could no longer talk to his friends who mistook him for a cold-blooded killer. So one day, he said to himself, "I wish I was a prawn again. Being a shark is ever so dull."
Once again the cod showed up and transformed him back into a prawn.

Eddy was so happy. He went back to his friends who were all overjoyed to see their old buddy. Eddy asked, "Where's my best friend Christian?" And they replied, "he's sulking at home because his best friend betrayed him and turned into a shark."

So Eddy went to Christian's home and knocked on the door, "Christian, it's me, Eddy!"
"I don't want to talk to you. You'll eat me for sure."

So Eddy, replied,



Wait for it.....


I found cod! I'm a prawn again, Christian!

That's the kind of joke I'd expect to read off of a Penguin bar...

In fact, I have read that on a Penguin bar, you just made a one lined crap joke into a bigger crap joke.

I need good jokes.

Best joke wins the GAD I won last week, I don't want it.

"A stoner comes crawling out the pub. He crawls along the floor trying to get home.

At one point a man comes out of nowhere with blood all over him.

He says to the stoner "Call me an Ambulance."

The stoner looks at him, and smiles and then replies:

"Your an Ambulance"

A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid.

"Certainly sir," says Jervaise, the waiter. "Would you like to choose your squid from the tank over there?"
"I'll have that little green one with the moustache," says the customer.

So Jervaise gets the little green squid out of the tank and takes him into the kitchen, he puts him on the chopping block, raises his knife and... the little squid looks up and smiles, twitching his bushy moustache into a big friendly grin!

"It's no good' says Jervaise. "I can't do it."
"Give it here you softy," said Hans, "I'll do it. This won't be any problem for me."

Hans picks up the knife, raises it to chop the little squid's head off and... once again the little friendly squid looks up and smiles, wiggling his little legs and twitching his little moustache.

"I can't do it either," cried Hans, "I just can't kill it."

This all goes to prove that 'Hans who does dishes who's not soft like Jervaise can't kill mild green, hairy lipped squid.'

But. You're comment was virtually identical. Hypocrite.

Aoe= harsh critic

*stares blankly*

Ugh. That was terrible.

That just flatout sucked.

OMG that is perhaps the worst ever! Try this:

A lady went to for a factory that makes "tickle me elmo" toys, (If you tickle him he laughs). So half way through her first shift the Foreman goes to the Manager of the factory saying that production is slowing to a halt. Annoyed at hearing this the Manager goes down to the production room to check the fault. When he gets there he sees the new lady busy at work with a kniting needle. He moves closer to see what shes doing and then bursts out laughing! He sees her sowing little bags between the toys legs. After he had got over the laughing fit he says to the lady, "I think you took it the wrong way when i said give him some Test-Tickles!!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

Aoe wrote:
> I'm my current state of depression... I laughed muchly at it and
> nearly fell off my chair.
>
> *happy*

Im ashamed.

:p

I'm my current state of depression... I laughed muchly at it and nearly fell off my chair.

*happy*