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"Shark Prawn"

Do you get the witty title?

All j00 listen up.

Two prawns, Eddy and Christian, were swimming in the sea. They were always getting menaced by sharks who tried to eat them.

So one day, Eddy said to Christian: "grr. I wish I was a shark so I din't get bullied all the time." And a magical cod appeared and made his wish come true. Christian was so scared, he thought his friend was going to eat him. So he ran home.

Eddy soon tired of being a shark. He could no longer talk to his friends who mistook him for a cold-blooded killer. So one day, he said to himself, "I wish I was a prawn again. Being a shark is ever so dull."
Once again the cod showed up and transformed him back into a prawn.

Eddy was so happy. He went back to his friends who were all overjoyed to see their old buddy. Eddy asked, "Where's my best friend Christian?" And they replied, "he's sulking at home because his best friend betrayed him and turned into a shark."

So Eddy went to Christian's home and knocked on the door, "Christian, it's me, Eddy!"
"I don't want to talk to you. You'll eat me for sure."

So Eddy, replied,



Wait for it.....


I found cod! I'm a prawn again, Christian!

Sorry another joke, it isn't bad because I doubt younger people would understand it. It's my last one so be happy :P

...Women will in fact at one time of their life contain intelligent DNA, however most of them will spit it back out.

How did you like that :P lol

haha.

Not really a joke, just funny...


NOT FOR CHILDREN!!!

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Asda loves to roll prices back!!!

Joke: A man walks into asda, get's to the checkout, pulls his trousers down, get's out his you know what and says "here lets see you roll that back then."

Scarface wrote:
> "A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a
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Scarface wins.

Heh, I was just kidding because I couldn't freestyle a half decent joke. Jokes are weird things - they come from nowhere. I've thought up good jokes before, but you try spreading them and they don't catch on.

:p

What joke of yours did you think was better?

I personally liked your panda joke :)

Why did Scarface lose the joke competition?

Because I had better jokes.


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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead

Three men in a bar - an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman.

Of course there was a massive fight.