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"Shark Prawn"

Do you get the witty title?

All j00 listen up.

Two prawns, Eddy and Christian, were swimming in the sea. They were always getting menaced by sharks who tried to eat them.

So one day, Eddy said to Christian: "grr. I wish I was a shark so I din't get bullied all the time." And a magical cod appeared and made his wish come true. Christian was so scared, he thought his friend was going to eat him. So he ran home.

Eddy soon tired of being a shark. He could no longer talk to his friends who mistook him for a cold-blooded killer. So one day, he said to himself, "I wish I was a prawn again. Being a shark is ever so dull."
Once again the cod showed up and transformed him back into a prawn.

Eddy was so happy. He went back to his friends who were all overjoyed to see their old buddy. Eddy asked, "Where's my best friend Christian?" And they replied, "he's sulking at home because his best friend betrayed him and turned into a shark."

So Eddy went to Christian's home and knocked on the door, "Christian, it's me, Eddy!"
"I don't want to talk to you. You'll eat me for sure."

So Eddy, replied,



Wait for it.....


I found cod! I'm a prawn again, Christian!

What about my link? Hilarious.

Scarface wrote:
> who wins then?

Dunno none are even worth reading.

who wins then?

A man walked into a bar one day and said ouch, it was a lion bar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!







The End. Chaos as you know it spews everywhere.

A man walk's into a bar.

















"Ouch"

I WIN!!!

witch-king wrote:
> Dante, that sickens me.

It is funny though, well I thought it was.

"One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
She says, ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.''
The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?''

Dante, that sickens me.

That was gash.