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"Whats the Worst/funniest thing happened to your teacher?"

Whats the worst or funniest thing you have done/has happened to a teacher?


Thought Id start a completely random new topic...

I bet mines lame compared to others. Anyway, at middle school our class was such a riot, we went through 17 supply teachers. One of them had a nervous breakdown.

The funniest thing thats happened is our Physics teacher went out of the room for a couple of minutes. He came back in and had chalk marks around his crotch. He had blackboard chalk on his fingers and obviously relieved himself when he went out of the room. The whole class just took the pi**!

Ha, we had this one techer for English last year, a right nut.

He was always going "you know you know, crikey!"

This one time, he picked up a book of one of my classmates at the front of the class, and started telling you to "mug up your notes, that way you'll remember it, that's what I did. If you mug up your notes then you cna just throw the book away!" And he threw the book across the classroom.

phi11ip wrote:
> blinded her for the rest of his life

Eh?
Did s/he have a sex change?

You're getting more and more boring Puddleface...

Also our English teacher was a bit slow (she was about 60) and the whole class used to turn up to the theatre and convince her it was drama she was teaching us. Eventually she realised it was indeed English she was meant to be teaching us.

ok Philip..

In geography, my teacher used to make this "tut" noise every time he finished a sentence. I didnt realise he did it until my mate sat next to me pointed it out. From then on, everytime he did this "tut" me and my mate would just laugh hysterically.

There was this one time and we were all in the classroom and it was well funny because we all brought lazer pens into the class and when the teacher turned around we all shined the lazer pens and blinded her for the rest of his life because we were all funny and stuff.

this other time we all moved one by one into the back cupbored while the lesson was going and the teacher wasnt looking every time she turneded around there was another person missing and it was well funny when there was just one person left in the room cos she didnt know where we was.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!1111

rofly harris

taught a lesson drunk and got fired.

Ah yes, 5 years ago a pigeon or seagull or something got into our IT classroom and attacked the teacher.

On a school trip to another country (the US), my Physics teacher had to be stripsearched.
Hehe.

Also, once I spotted my English teacher with toilet roll hanging out the back of her skirt.