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"Whats the Worst/funniest thing happened to your teacher?"

Whats the worst or funniest thing you have done/has happened to a teacher?


Thought Id start a completely random new topic...

I bet mines lame compared to others. Anyway, at middle school our class was such a riot, we went through 17 supply teachers. One of them had a nervous breakdown.

The funniest thing thats happened is our Physics teacher went out of the room for a couple of minutes. He came back in and had chalk marks around his crotch. He had blackboard chalk on his fingers and obviously relieved himself when he went out of the room. The whole class just took the pi**!

..::CGJ::.. wrote:
> ...Suppose you had to be there...

That, or you've jus**t got a really sh*t sense of humour.

We had a substitute french teacher once, and she kept on pronouncing her T's as Ch's. And there is is kid in my class called Tim.
Every time she tried to get his attention, she would say Chim ... Chim ... CHIM!!!!

...Suppose you had to be there...

Our english teacher tripped on a model and landed on this guy who was crouching down's head. Not a nice view.

In year 4 (of primary school) we had the nicest teacher ever, she was really patient and never lost her rag. One day we just obviously p!ssed her off so much, so she got the metre long rule she used to carry round and draw on the board with. She slammed it on the table as an attempt to get us quiet, and it snapped in half, the other half flew accross the classroom straight into the computer screen, cracking it.

nice on Mrs R

The funniest and most painful thing that ever happened to one of my teachers was near the end of Year 9. Basically we had this supremely crap teacher that just occasionally lost it, getting rather angry, and banged his hands down really hard on his desk, which was raised on a platform 2ft above our desk level. So once, when he left the classroom, we moved the table so it was teetering right on the edge of the platform.

He returned, got annoyed. WHACK! CRASH!

Ahhh, memories.

That was another time.

You stuck a what up your what?

phi11ip wrote:
> You're getting more and more boring Puddleface...

I know I bored myself then

munn wrote:
> This one time,

at band camp?

I don't find it funny when teachers lose it, but there was this one teacher called (phonotecially) Miss Dahoe. She was Muslim, about 4'5" and I towered over her, but she seem to see me as some kind of threat in Latin. She had the highest pitch voice that I could hardly understand and couldn't accept any talking even if it was just a distracted from the mind numbingly boring study of the dead language. Eventually, she had a few breakdowns and left. Then I gave up Latin early to focus on French.