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"Whats the Worst/funniest thing happened to your teacher?"

Whats the worst or funniest thing you have done/has happened to a teacher?


Thought Id start a completely random new topic...

I bet mines lame compared to others. Anyway, at middle school our class was such a riot, we went through 17 supply teachers. One of them had a nervous breakdown.

The funniest thing thats happened is our Physics teacher went out of the room for a couple of minutes. He came back in and had chalk marks around his crotch. He had blackboard chalk on his fingers and obviously relieved himself when he went out of the room. The whole class just took the pi**!

Their was this shaggy from scooby doo lookalike and everyone called him shaggy or boris. He was russian, had no idea what everyone was talking about.
I'd have to say the best supply teacher I ever had though was mr Kahn. This indian guy. He just came in said ' my name is kahn I play 'merican football.' Then he went to sleep. GENIOUS.
Or Mr Bloodworth. This weird guy with a gazza haircut, who dragged a head bag behind him and wore a great orange and grey suit.
Ahh they dont make 'em like they used to....

I used to have a french teacher called Miss Imzi. She was a teacher from france and she couldnt control us.
We all used to call her dave "HELLO DAVE" at first she was like "What iz dis 'Dave'?"
By the end of the year she responded to the name dave...

Ah yes. In geography we had this terrible substitute type teacher who was trying to show us some mini volcano thing, put vinegar and baking soda in a bottle (aswell as some red food colouring :O), then shake etc, she put the most pathetic amount of each in and to nobodies surprise nothing much came out. So from the back of the class our normal teacher decided to have a go at it. Took the bottle from the other teacher, slapped aload of vinegar in, even more baking soda, put a little top on it, shook it. BOOM. Half the class and both the teachers covered in this red liquid.

Damarus wrote:
> Last year at college we had a new lecturer for web design. She's
> Chinese and couldn't speak the best English. Anyway, she was talking
> and talking and then all of a sudden she said what sounded like stale
> s**t (Everyone laughs). And then she kept saying it throughout the
> entire lesson. We were too busy laughing to pay attention to
> everything else she was saying. It wasn't until the end of the lesson
> when she gave us a handout, we realised she was on about Cascading
> style sheets (CSS). Of course, we then realised that chinese
> pronounce double e as i.

This is the only one that's made me laugh, purely because it's quite true when you say it with a Chinese accent!

*claps*

Well done.

We had this south african sub once and she obviously didn't have a clue what she was doing. She was meant to just do the register and let us go. But she just pronounced some african alphabet about five times and then she sang and danced. Im pretty sure she was stoned. Ended up being ten minutes late for Re. Oh no.
Their was also this weird sub who just kept doing impressions of den from eastenders. He also claimed to be from the ghetto and smoke cheese. Err Right.

You guys sure are funny....

Last year at college we had a new lecturer for web design. She's Chinese and couldn't speak the best English. Anyway, she was talking and talking and then all of a sudden she said what sounded like stale s**t (Everyone laughs). And then she kept saying it throughout the entire lesson. We were too busy laughing to pay attention to everything else she was saying. It wasn't until the end of the lesson when she gave us a handout, we realised she was on about Cascading style sheets (CSS). Of course, we then realised that chinese pronounce double e as i.

" Have a good Summer holiday children and make sure to play near busy roads "

Azul wrote:
> munn wrote:
> This one time,
>
> at band camp?

Hahaha. The second Azul post ever I've found funny. Although it really isn't all that funny at all.

Put a pin on the teachers chair.
Teachers stockings fell off.
Fat teacher tried to step on the bus but fell and ripped her tights.