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The banner advert for "Microsoft Train Simulator" that runs across the top - this seriously had me in stitches laughing.
Pics of a thermos, anorak and a notebook with "Leave them at home this weekend".
I like that, having voiced my opinion of a game where....*drumroll*...are you ready?....drive a train.
No, that's not all!
You can be a passenger!!!!
Oooooh, the thrills of 21st century gaming eh kids?
Just imagine it, you can look out of some windows and see terrain roll past!
Easy now, I know this seems like the dreams of a madman, but someone has managed to come up with a game to allow you this giddy thrill.
The driving option has "dials and levers you can operate".
The numerous control options are:
Forward
Stop
So put all thoughts of Metal Gear 2, Black and White and other pathetic games from your mind.
Microsoft Train Simulator - The Next Generation of Gaming is almost upon us.
(If SR fancy a review of this from someone that isn't exactly lining up to buy this, send me a copy and I'll review it. And don't worry, it WILL be returned to you)
Pics of a thermos, anorak and a notebook with "Leave them at home this weekend".
I like that, having voiced my opinion of a game where....*drumroll*...are you ready?....drive a train.
No, that's not all!
You can be a passenger!!!!
Oooooh, the thrills of 21st century gaming eh kids?
Just imagine it, you can look out of some windows and see terrain roll past!
Easy now, I know this seems like the dreams of a madman, but someone has managed to come up with a game to allow you this giddy thrill.
The driving option has "dials and levers you can operate".
The numerous control options are:
Forward
Stop
So put all thoughts of Metal Gear 2, Black and White and other pathetic games from your mind.
Microsoft Train Simulator - The Next Generation of Gaming is almost upon us.
(If SR fancy a review of this from someone that isn't exactly lining up to buy this, send me a copy and I'll review it. And don't worry, it WILL be returned to you)
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But what about the people who want to be train drivers...
but find it hard to be drunk and stoned on the job, every day, da in, day out its not as easy as it looks...
Umm..yes it is.
but find it hard to be drunk and stoned on the job, every day, da in, day out its not as easy as it looks...
Umm..yes it is.
Goatboy wrote:
> Umm..yes it is.
It tooke me 4 long years of Uni to stay consistantly drunk and stoned...
Even now... I'm still brushing the spiders off me! :)
> Umm..yes it is.
It tooke me 4 long years of Uni to stay consistantly drunk and stoned...
Even now... I'm still brushing the spiders off me! :)
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