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The banner advert for "Microsoft Train Simulator" that runs across the top - this seriously had me in stitches laughing.
Pics of a thermos, anorak and a notebook with "Leave them at home this weekend".
I like that, having voiced my opinion of a game where....*drumroll*...are you ready?....drive a train.
No, that's not all!
You can be a passenger!!!!
Oooooh, the thrills of 21st century gaming eh kids?
Just imagine it, you can look out of some windows and see terrain roll past!
Easy now, I know this seems like the dreams of a madman, but someone has managed to come up with a game to allow you this giddy thrill.
The driving option has "dials and levers you can operate".
The numerous control options are:
Forward
Stop
So put all thoughts of Metal Gear 2, Black and White and other pathetic games from your mind.
Microsoft Train Simulator - The Next Generation of Gaming is almost upon us.
(If SR fancy a review of this from someone that isn't exactly lining up to buy this, send me a copy and I'll review it. And don't worry, it WILL be returned to you)
Pics of a thermos, anorak and a notebook with "Leave them at home this weekend".
I like that, having voiced my opinion of a game where....*drumroll*...are you ready?....drive a train.
No, that's not all!
You can be a passenger!!!!
Oooooh, the thrills of 21st century gaming eh kids?
Just imagine it, you can look out of some windows and see terrain roll past!
Easy now, I know this seems like the dreams of a madman, but someone has managed to come up with a game to allow you this giddy thrill.
The driving option has "dials and levers you can operate".
The numerous control options are:
Forward
Stop
So put all thoughts of Metal Gear 2, Black and White and other pathetic games from your mind.
Microsoft Train Simulator - The Next Generation of Gaming is almost upon us.
(If SR fancy a review of this from someone that isn't exactly lining up to buy this, send me a copy and I'll review it. And don't worry, it WILL be returned to you)
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Mr. Snuggly, a member of staff too, I expect better, more appropriate lanuage from you!
Come come boys, night is falling, the sky is beginning to bruise and we shall be forced to camp
"I'm going to pull your head off". "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off".
"I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head."
"I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head."
That's right, put on the gloves. Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
"These are the sorts of windows faces look in at"
"Of course he's the f***ing farmer, stop saying that"
"Let's kill it before it tries to make friends with us"
"A coward you are Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not"
"He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows"
"Of course he's the f***ing farmer, stop saying that"
"Let's kill it before it tries to make friends with us"
"A coward you are Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not"
"He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows"
Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels.
why has my head gone numb? ... I must have some
booze. I *demand* to have some booze!
booze. I *demand* to have some booze!
All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked. Then we'll eat a pork pie.
I let him in this morning. He lost one of his clogs. He's come in because of the perpetual cold. I hope the buggers sales plummet.
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I've got your savaloy. Here. I don't want it.
Then stick it in the soap tray and save it for later.
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I've got your savaloy. Here. I don't want it.
Then stick it in the soap tray and save it for later.
This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities
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