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The banner advert for "Microsoft Train Simulator" that runs across the top - this seriously had me in stitches laughing.
Pics of a thermos, anorak and a notebook with "Leave them at home this weekend".
I like that, having voiced my opinion of a game where....*drumroll*...are you ready?....drive a train.
No, that's not all!
You can be a passenger!!!!
Oooooh, the thrills of 21st century gaming eh kids?
Just imagine it, you can look out of some windows and see terrain roll past!
Easy now, I know this seems like the dreams of a madman, but someone has managed to come up with a game to allow you this giddy thrill.
The driving option has "dials and levers you can operate".
The numerous control options are:
Forward
Stop
So put all thoughts of Metal Gear 2, Black and White and other pathetic games from your mind.
Microsoft Train Simulator - The Next Generation of Gaming is almost upon us.
(If SR fancy a review of this from someone that isn't exactly lining up to buy this, send me a copy and I'll review it. And don't worry, it WILL be returned to you)
Pics of a thermos, anorak and a notebook with "Leave them at home this weekend".
I like that, having voiced my opinion of a game where....*drumroll*...are you ready?....drive a train.
No, that's not all!
You can be a passenger!!!!
Oooooh, the thrills of 21st century gaming eh kids?
Just imagine it, you can look out of some windows and see terrain roll past!
Easy now, I know this seems like the dreams of a madman, but someone has managed to come up with a game to allow you this giddy thrill.
The driving option has "dials and levers you can operate".
The numerous control options are:
Forward
Stop
So put all thoughts of Metal Gear 2, Black and White and other pathetic games from your mind.
Microsoft Train Simulator - The Next Generation of Gaming is almost upon us.
(If SR fancy a review of this from someone that isn't exactly lining up to buy this, send me a copy and I'll review it. And don't worry, it WILL be returned to you)
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"Don't threaten me with a dead fish"
Tony wrote:
> When I was young I had a dream.
> I dream't of becoming THE FAT CONTROLLER.
Oh well, one dream achieved then.
> When I was young I had a dream.
> I dream't of becoming THE FAT CONTROLLER.
Oh well, one dream achieved then.
could you make a donation to "Gee me some mula" then, it is a worthwhile charity and all the proceeds will be spent wisely :D
I'm making time
I'm not from London you know!
This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. You fill this with plss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Then you get horribly drunk and they can't
f-ing touch you. According to these instructions, you refuse everything except a urine sample. You undo your valve, give them a dose of unadulterated child's plss and they have to give you your keys back. Danny's a genius. I'm
going to have a doze.
f-ing touch you. According to these instructions, you refuse everything except a urine sample. You undo your valve, give them a dose of unadulterated child's plss and they have to give you your keys back. Danny's a genius. I'm
going to have a doze.
Free to those that can afford it. Very expensive to those that can't.
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