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The banner advert for "Microsoft Train Simulator" that runs across the top - this seriously had me in stitches laughing.
Pics of a thermos, anorak and a notebook with "Leave them at home this weekend".
I like that, having voiced my opinion of a game where....*drumroll*...are you ready?....drive a train.
No, that's not all!
You can be a passenger!!!!
Oooooh, the thrills of 21st century gaming eh kids?
Just imagine it, you can look out of some windows and see terrain roll past!
Easy now, I know this seems like the dreams of a madman, but someone has managed to come up with a game to allow you this giddy thrill.
The driving option has "dials and levers you can operate".
The numerous control options are:
Forward
Stop
So put all thoughts of Metal Gear 2, Black and White and other pathetic games from your mind.
Microsoft Train Simulator - The Next Generation of Gaming is almost upon us.
(If SR fancy a review of this from someone that isn't exactly lining up to buy this, send me a copy and I'll review it. And don't worry, it WILL be returned to you)
Pics of a thermos, anorak and a notebook with "Leave them at home this weekend".
I like that, having voiced my opinion of a game where....*drumroll*...are you ready?....drive a train.
No, that's not all!
You can be a passenger!!!!
Oooooh, the thrills of 21st century gaming eh kids?
Just imagine it, you can look out of some windows and see terrain roll past!
Easy now, I know this seems like the dreams of a madman, but someone has managed to come up with a game to allow you this giddy thrill.
The driving option has "dials and levers you can operate".
The numerous control options are:
Forward
Stop
So put all thoughts of Metal Gear 2, Black and White and other pathetic games from your mind.
Microsoft Train Simulator - The Next Generation of Gaming is almost upon us.
(If SR fancy a review of this from someone that isn't exactly lining up to buy this, send me a copy and I'll review it. And don't worry, it WILL be returned to you)
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New from Microsoft - eating beans on toast simulator!!!
If you are holding onto a rising balloon you are presented with a difficult political decission - let go while you've still got the chance or hold onto the rope and continue getting higher. That's politics man.
We are at the end of an age. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is nearly over. They're selling hippy wigs in Woolworths. It is ninety one days to the end of
the decade and as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.
We are at the end of an age. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is nearly over. They're selling hippy wigs in Woolworths. It is ninety one days to the end of
the decade and as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.
This will tend to make you very high
Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot.
I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot
I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot
I've got as much of a sense of humour as anyone else.
Now I must say, that represents a level of hippocrasy in you that I'd previously suspected but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.
"I demand the finest wines known to humanity and I demand them now!"
For the less cultured, these quotes are from a film called Withnail and I, about two out of work actors down on their luck, starring Adam Sandler.
For the less cultured, these quotes are from a film called Withnail and I, about two out of work actors down on their luck, starring Adam Sandler.
If you think you're having a weekends indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekends induldgence up here at my expense you've got another thing coming.
if you guys aint gonna do anything with that fish, could i have it for tea?
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