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"I'm beginning to like the Olympics."

It's excellent, like a live version of Auntie's Sporting Bloomers. So far 'Great' Britain has managed to lose nearly every event, except for the badminton, and after 4 years of training, came second in the bombing competition. Then one of our most prized athletes jumped in a swimming pool and hit a camera (wtf!?), and proceeded to sob live on television, to millions of people, about how she's wasted 4 years of her life. *slow claps* you spend your life training for this one day, then crap your legs up. Better than that was the bike-riding-lady who rode into a wall. It's like there's been a huge mix-up and we sent our Special Olympics team in for the real thing.

The women's volleyball was pretty good though...

For me the Olympics will be a success if no major terrorism takes place.

Most of the Olympic events have been very good. Not long until the Olympics finish, though :(

UW.

I like the way you think :-D

We could at least have Dodgeball.

Played with a really hard ball and arm mounted rocket cannons.

Heh, good idea.

Forget all these different events chuck them all into the arena and the last one out alive wins all the medals for their country. Let's see Paula give up halfway through that.

They should play it in a giant Robot Wars arena, with pits and spikes and stuff.

DeathBall, now there's a true Olympic event.


People only watch for the injuries anyway.

Geez and i remember when i used to play football to get us worked up the coach told us the other team had said we played like girls.


Football has come on a long way :-D

I love a good pitch and putt.


I have no golfing talent so they'd never let me on a proper course with a full set of clubs.

Personally I think it would be hilarious, as long as you don't mind £8000 worth of damages.

Wow, Iraq have a football team. And they're playing Italy. And an Italian journalist was killed by his Iraqi captors yesterday. Grudge match!

£3 for the sand wedge