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"Fake Tan"

Thanks to those who go to bed at night calling themselves my "friends", who have backed out of going on a holiday, I don't think I'm going far this Summer.

But I refuse to go back to my popular college lifestyle a terribly pale person. I need to tan myself. However, being male, and not too consumed with vanity; I've never had to bother with a fake tan. So what methods do you recommend? Spray? Sunbed (I doubt will happen)? Piz Buin? Let's hear 'em...

Memorandum! wrote:
> If she gets on with you so well and thinks you're 'cute' but won't go
> out with you because you're pale she sounds like a bit of a
> tóssér if you ask me.


It actually is a gg gg ginger thang. Thats b brothers *coughs*

The Hibernator wrote:
> Okay... scenerio:
>
> The attractive, sunbed-tanned girl I am very close to. She says I'm
> cute, finds me funny, gets along with me great. Yet she asked,
> "Why are you so pale?"
>
> Can this beauty ever be attracted to a charming, sickly-pale person?
>
> ALSO: Lil Ginge, on a scale of 1-10, how ginger are you?

i sure she can if she can get over her own insecurities!

.....And I am not POWWWWW GINGER GIRL RUNNNN!

I am 'hey thats a foxy ginger there with natural highlights and low lights in her hair look at the touché on that

Kinda ginge

If she gets on with you so well and thinks you're 'cute' but won't go out with you because you're pale she sounds like a bit of a tóssér if you ask me.

Okay... scenerio:

The attractive, sunbed-tanned girl I am very close to. She says I'm cute, finds me funny, gets along with me great. Yet she asked, "Why are you so pale?"

Can this beauty ever be attracted to a charming, sickly-pale person?

ALSO: Lil Ginge, on a scale of 1-10, how ginger are you?

Memorandum! wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> Meanwhile, Memorandum, what are your thoughts on the non-art of fake
> tan?
>
> I like my pale, thin look.

its a ggg... ggg... ggg.... GINGER THING!

The Hibernator wrote:
> Flockhart, you're a sensible woman, want to
> give us your answer?

My god.

Sitting in the sun is actually pretty dangerous. The sun has a habit of mutating your DNA.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> No it's not. As long as you go on for the shortest time and lowest
> heat then you'll be fine. My first 10 or so sittings were like 6
> minutes and I was fine!
>
> And after just six minutes on the lowest settings you were already
> pretty brown? Sounds tempting, and doesn't even sound too dangerous.
>
> You know, there was a wonderful girl in my life who goes on sunbeds
> atleast three times a week. She's always a healthy brown, but I don't
> know what setting she uses or what-have-you. Is what she doing safe?
>
> Meanwhile, word reaches me that there are tablets that you can aquire
> from the local chemist that are said to tan you. Anyone heard of
> these?
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Course you don't get brown after one session, it took me mearly two weeks of going every other day to get even a slight color.
If you think taking drugs is safer then each to their own.

I heard you can suddenly burst into purple and pink flames if you attempt to leave the sunbed exactly 2 minutes and 17.6 seconds after turning it on.
Is this true?

I also heard that they download evil propaganda to your mind through your skin using special rays.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Meanwhile, Memorandum, what are your thoughts on the non-art of fake
> tan?

I like my pale, thin look.