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"Fake Tan"

Thanks to those who go to bed at night calling themselves my "friends", who have backed out of going on a holiday, I don't think I'm going far this Summer.

But I refuse to go back to my popular college lifestyle a terribly pale person. I need to tan myself. However, being male, and not too consumed with vanity; I've never had to bother with a fake tan. So what methods do you recommend? Spray? Sunbed (I doubt will happen)? Piz Buin? Let's hear 'em...

The Hibernator wrote:
> Now I'm seeing this in a whole new light. This whole thing has been
> about that special someone. What do you think guys? Should I ask her
> out?

If you are considering to bake yaself brown and palm it off as 'not going on holiday wink wink' then yes you should..

You are ready to bath yourself in orange feminine liquids for this woman..

GRRR.
"It isn't some kind of ginger conspiracy where everyone with a particular colour of hair has some kind of psychic link and share thought processes."

If it was, I'd dye my hair ginger in a bid to crack what the hell Ginge rambles on about half the time.

...

Naaaahhhhhh.

And yeah, "awwww my wittle scotty boy". Hmm.

..but it would be funny if we did have that kinda X-MEN feel

Now I'm seeing this in a whole new light. This whole thing has been about that special someone. What do you think guys? Should I ask her out?

And no, she's not from SR - she's from college.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> read both of our replies two of em and see how similar we think...

Oh I see.
You weren't quite as blunt as me..."insecurities".

It was a fairly obvious conclusion to draw.
It isn't some kind of ginger conspiracy where everyone with a particular colour of hair has some kind of psychic link and share thought processes.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Well, I've never actually asked this girl out before. A few people
> have told me I'm right for her and that I should do it. I just worry
> that's all. She doesn't love herself or anything, infact she's
> wonderful fullstop. I suppose it's all come down to paranoia. To
> think this whole forum at heart has probably been about her. Thankyou
> everyone, but I think I'll go for the Piz Buin - no harm in looking
> brown just for the fun of it.

she is a member of SR?

hmmmmmmmm

Yes you should go for it because it will bite at your brain if you thought 'i shudda done it' next time she dates other people - BUT if you such good mates tred easy make sure she wouldnt freak if she loves you as jus a mate

Memorandum! wrote:
> I don't understand a word of that.

Ditto.

Well, I've never actually asked this girl out before. A few people have told me I'm right for her and that I should do it. I just worry that's all. She doesn't love herself or anything, infact she's wonderful fullstop. I suppose it's all come down to paranoia. To think this whole forum at heart has probably been about her. Thankyou everyone, but I think I'll go for the Piz Buin - no harm in looking brown just for the fun of it.

read both of our replies two of em and see how similar we think...


If not

I wil die my hair blonde *



* warning - never gonna happen... EVER

I don't understand a word of that.