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"Fake Tan"

Thanks to those who go to bed at night calling themselves my "friends", who have backed out of going on a holiday, I don't think I'm going far this Summer.

But I refuse to go back to my popular college lifestyle a terribly pale person. I need to tan myself. However, being male, and not too consumed with vanity; I've never had to bother with a fake tan. So what methods do you recommend? Spray? Sunbed (I doubt will happen)? Piz Buin? Let's hear 'em...

Thanks to those who go to bed at night calling themselves my "friends", who have backed out of going on a holiday, I don't think I'm going far this Summer.

But I refuse to go back to my popular college lifestyle a terribly pale person. I need to tan myself. However, being male, and not too consumed with vanity; I've never had to bother with a fake tan. So what methods do you recommend? Spray? Sunbed (I doubt will happen)? Piz Buin? Let's hear 'em...

You don't 'need to' though, do you?
There's no actual need to get a tan.

I suppose I don't. But I would really like one, just so I can say to someone who's been to Corfu or Crete, "Oh yeah, well I went down the street."

Be British. RAR!

Just go around chanting football tunes and you'll forget all about your albino skin.

I have half an orange arm thanks to that darn stuff and a gaggle of girls

Well, I do like the idea of being British and letting the albino flow. But I also like Lil' Bro's arousing story of getting tanned by a bunch of excitable girls.

People who want to give their tanning suggestions or an amusing tanning anecdote, you know how to post a message.

Do fake-tanners slop the brown stuff onto their foreskins and perineums for full effect?

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Like most Notables...

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You scare me....

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Okay... orange arms, brown foreskins, scary notables. We are almost at the ten-posts mark. So let's keep 'em coming...

Okay... orange arms, brown foreskins, scary notables. We are almost at the ten-posts mark. So let's keep 'em coming...