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"The "I blame someone else but England" thread"

I'm a severely gutted England fan right now, but I'm coming to terms with it.

ONLY because, with the help of Azul, we've found many people/things to blame on this uncharacteristic defeat.

Please add more you feel would contribute to the cause.

The Portugese Goalkeeper.
The Swiss Ref.
Sven.
David Beckham.
That bloke down the road.
Arsene Wenger.
'Big Phil'.
Nike (for making their boots/shirts).
Brighton Beaches for the sand they used on the field.
Jonathan Ross.
Groundskeeper.
Groundskeeper Willie, also.
England.
Football.
The BBC.
Eye gunk.
Toblerone.
Aliens.
Lack of sex.
Hooligans.
No Robbie Fowler (age 29).
Sol Campbell.
Eusebio.
Car flags.
Pierluigi Collina.

Any more?

Aliens.

I blame Sven for not picking me ;)

We didn't deserve to win with the way we played, but that second goal was robbed from us. There was nothing wrong with it, and despite the referee was some distance away, we should have had it and gone through to the Semi final.

He classed it as obstruction; how? Terry wasn't in the keeper's way, he was going up for the header with Campbell. I have prepared myself a sign with that Referee's picture on it accompanied by the words 'Get your eyes tested, w**ker!', which will probably remain on my bag for some time (Unless any of the staff at school don't like it, obviously).

I blame England.

Virtuoso wrote:
> That bloke down the road.

YEY!

English_Bloke wrote:
> I blame Jonathan Ross

Mighty Wossy power

I knew I'd forgotten someone.

*NOTE: They Think It's All Over is on round about now*

I blame that penalty spot and the groundkeeper.

I blame Jonathan Ross

The sand and ref take it for me.