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"The "I blame someone else but England" thread"

I'm a severely gutted England fan right now, but I'm coming to terms with it.

ONLY because, with the help of Azul, we've found many people/things to blame on this uncharacteristic defeat.

Please add more you feel would contribute to the cause.

The Portugese Goalkeeper.
The Swiss Ref.
Sven.
David Beckham.
That bloke down the road.
Arsene Wenger.
'Big Phil'.
Nike (for making their boots/shirts).
Brighton Beaches for the sand they used on the field.
Jonathan Ross.
Groundskeeper.
Groundskeeper Willie, also.
England.
Football.
The BBC.
Eye gunk.
Toblerone.
Aliens.
Lack of sex.
Hooligans.
No Robbie Fowler (age 29).
Sol Campbell.
Eusebio.
Car flags.
Pierluigi Collina.

Any more?

Azul, theres a picture in the Mirror today (2nd page) that shows clearly that the bloke took his ankle out (looked very nasty too). Last night I didn't think much too it, but after looking at the photo, it was a deffinite penalty.

<< <<©H®I§>> >> wrote:
> the guy stood on the back of his
> foot which took Rooney's boot off (would happen with tight laces)
> then his ankle was twisted in the process.

I love you.
God bless blinkers.

<< <<©H®I§>> >> wrote:
> MarkF wrote:
> No, but surely you can see that he would be a better choice for
> England than Vassel.
>
> No, maybe Heskey but I would replace him with Defoe. :P

They should of put Heskey on if they wanted to do so many long balls as they did.

<< <<©H®I§>> >> wrote:
> No, we atched it - that has some thing to do with it. :P

Yes like Uri Gellar and his magic spoons...

People with no identity need a 'national identity' if you ask me.

No, we atched it - that has some thing to do with it. :P

"We"?

Ha!

Come on who here REALLY is an England player? You had **** all to do with it didn't you?

MarkF wrote:
> No, but surely you can see that he would be a better choice for
> England than Vassel.

No, maybe Heskey but I would replace him with Defoe. :P

MarkF wrote:
> I blame the fact the Rooney doesn't know how to tie his boot laces.

What are you on about boot laces, the guy stood on the back of his foot which took Rooney's boot off (would happen with tight laces) then his ankle was twisted in the process.

No, but surely you can see that he would be a better choice for England than Vassel.

MarkF wrote:
> Actually, I blame Sven for not picking Fowler whose still only 29.

What is your obsession with Fowler. Do you bum him or some thing?