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"The "I blame someone else but England" thread"

I'm a severely gutted England fan right now, but I'm coming to terms with it.

ONLY because, with the help of Azul, we've found many people/things to blame on this uncharacteristic defeat.

Please add more you feel would contribute to the cause.

The Portugese Goalkeeper.
The Swiss Ref.
Sven.
David Beckham.
That bloke down the road.
Arsene Wenger.
'Big Phil'.
Nike (for making their boots/shirts).
Brighton Beaches for the sand they used on the field.
Jonathan Ross.
Groundskeeper.
Groundskeeper Willie, also.
England.
Football.
The BBC.
Eye gunk.
Toblerone.
Aliens.
Lack of sex.
Hooligans.
No Robbie Fowler (age 29).
Sol Campbell.
Eusebio.
Car flags.
Pierluigi Collina.

Any more?

I blame the fact the Rooney doesn't know how to tie his boot laces.

I blame the guy that injured Rooney's foot!

Actually, I blame Sven for not picking Fowler whose still only 29.

Technichly we didn't even lose, we were 2 - 1 up at 90 mins. Only the b*****d ref who still has sour grapes from the 3 - 0 swiss defeat didn'y allow it!!!

I blame the hooligans in a way, they're making our country look like a discrace.

We're lucky we weren't disqualified.

lack of sex

The football

The gunk in my eye I get when I wake up in the mornings.

The Referee
Beckham
Toblerone

I blame the BBC