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*wipes eyes*
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well at least "we're" consistent eh? Losing on penalties.
Again.
My favourite, play 'em again Sam moments?
The multi-millonaire shill, girl-voiced mongaloid hoofing it with the same amount of skill I possess.
Ahahahahahaha
Oh, oh...but by far and away the most gut-splitting, shriek inducing moment in football history in my mind?
Having the coup-de-grace delivered by a goalie.
A goalkeeper beat us.
You just can't be beaten with any more shameful a way than a goalkeeper sending "us" down.
Give that goalie a big shiny medal inscribed "I sent England out. Me, a goalkeeper"
Sure sure, pundits can sob and talk about losing Wayne Rooney (A "genius like Mozart" according to the super soaraway Sun), but at the end of the day England lost because a retard that earns more in a week than all of us combined in a year made the most spakky kick in the history of stupid football kicks.
Oh, and the opposing goalkeeper defeating that waxwork David James.
As I txted to a mate, I pray on bended knees that crying England fans hang themselves with their car-flags.
"We" lost again, get over it.
Remove your flags because you're suddenly not English and proud anymore (oh, as soon as Henman goes down in flames), stop painting your face like an idiot child at a school fete.
It's a game. A game where men kick a ball about.
It doesn't change the world, it won't cure cancer, it won't bring about world peace.
It's a game.
One that "we" play badly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well at least "we're" consistent eh? Losing on penalties.
Again.
My favourite, play 'em again Sam moments?
The multi-millonaire shill, girl-voiced mongaloid hoofing it with the same amount of skill I possess.
Ahahahahahaha
Oh, oh...but by far and away the most gut-splitting, shriek inducing moment in football history in my mind?
Having the coup-de-grace delivered by a goalie.
A goalkeeper beat us.
You just can't be beaten with any more shameful a way than a goalkeeper sending "us" down.
Give that goalie a big shiny medal inscribed "I sent England out. Me, a goalkeeper"
Sure sure, pundits can sob and talk about losing Wayne Rooney (A "genius like Mozart" according to the super soaraway Sun), but at the end of the day England lost because a retard that earns more in a week than all of us combined in a year made the most spakky kick in the history of stupid football kicks.
Oh, and the opposing goalkeeper defeating that waxwork David James.
As I txted to a mate, I pray on bended knees that crying England fans hang themselves with their car-flags.
"We" lost again, get over it.
Remove your flags because you're suddenly not English and proud anymore (oh, as soon as Henman goes down in flames), stop painting your face like an idiot child at a school fete.
It's a game. A game where men kick a ball about.
It doesn't change the world, it won't cure cancer, it won't bring about world peace.
It's a game.
One that "we" play badly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Oh and if you'd like to point out the errors in my original post, the parts where I made stuff up or watched a different game to you then feel free.
Because, y'know, to me it looked like England lost. Again.
And it looked like Beckham monged the shot.
And it looked like a goalkeeper scored the winning penalty.
Don't get angry at me because I'm pointing and shrieking with laughter at men in clown-wigs and painty faces clutching their heads and sobbing like girls because 11 men didn't kick a ball as well as the other 11 men.
It's a game.
That's all it is.
Because, y'know, to me it looked like England lost. Again.
And it looked like Beckham monged the shot.
And it looked like a goalkeeper scored the winning penalty.
Don't get angry at me because I'm pointing and shrieking with laughter at men in clown-wigs and painty faces clutching their heads and sobbing like girls because 11 men didn't kick a ball as well as the other 11 men.
It's a game.
That's all it is.
Mattribute, I couldn't give a flying toss what you think.
I laugh in the face of morons that treat it like anything other than a game. It's the same as netball or hockey.
And it's funny.
And your reaction at my hilarity sums up exactly why football fans should be hung up from lamposts by your carflags and beaten like pinatas.
You tool.
I laugh in the face of morons that treat it like anything other than a game. It's the same as netball or hockey.
And it's funny.
And your reaction at my hilarity sums up exactly why football fans should be hung up from lamposts by your carflags and beaten like pinatas.
You tool.
Wales is worse. Our sports news one day was dedicated to the Welsh rise in "Poo-sticks Championships".
Actually, I think that makes us better.
Actually, I think that makes us better.
Goatboy, I was slowly build up respect for you.
Now, I hope you go and get hurt. I hope you get injured, lose something you really love. Then you'll understand.
I suggest you read my 'Stockholm Syndrome' topic in sport. It's aimed at nobtards like yourself.
You're dead to me.
Now, I hope you go and get hurt. I hope you get injured, lose something you really love. Then you'll understand.
I suggest you read my 'Stockholm Syndrome' topic in sport. It's aimed at nobtards like yourself.
You're dead to me.
*wipes eyes*
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well at least "we're" consistent eh? Losing on penalties.
Again.
My favourite, play 'em again Sam moments?
The multi-millonaire shill, girl-voiced mongaloid hoofing it with the same amount of skill I possess.
Ahahahahahaha
Oh, oh...but by far and away the most gut-splitting, shriek inducing moment in football history in my mind?
Having the coup-de-grace delivered by a goalie.
A goalkeeper beat us.
You just can't be beaten with any more shameful a way than a goalkeeper sending "us" down.
Give that goalie a big shiny medal inscribed "I sent England out. Me, a goalkeeper"
Sure sure, pundits can sob and talk about losing Wayne Rooney (A "genius like Mozart" according to the super soaraway Sun), but at the end of the day England lost because a retard that earns more in a week than all of us combined in a year made the most spakky kick in the history of stupid football kicks.
Oh, and the opposing goalkeeper defeating that waxwork David James.
As I txted to a mate, I pray on bended knees that crying England fans hang themselves with their car-flags.
"We" lost again, get over it.
Remove your flags because you're suddenly not English and proud anymore (oh, as soon as Henman goes down in flames), stop painting your face like an idiot child at a school fete.
It's a game. A game where men kick a ball about.
It doesn't change the world, it won't cure cancer, it won't bring about world peace.
It's a game.
One that "we" play badly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well at least "we're" consistent eh? Losing on penalties.
Again.
My favourite, play 'em again Sam moments?
The multi-millonaire shill, girl-voiced mongaloid hoofing it with the same amount of skill I possess.
Ahahahahahaha
Oh, oh...but by far and away the most gut-splitting, shriek inducing moment in football history in my mind?
Having the coup-de-grace delivered by a goalie.
A goalkeeper beat us.
You just can't be beaten with any more shameful a way than a goalkeeper sending "us" down.
Give that goalie a big shiny medal inscribed "I sent England out. Me, a goalkeeper"
Sure sure, pundits can sob and talk about losing Wayne Rooney (A "genius like Mozart" according to the super soaraway Sun), but at the end of the day England lost because a retard that earns more in a week than all of us combined in a year made the most spakky kick in the history of stupid football kicks.
Oh, and the opposing goalkeeper defeating that waxwork David James.
As I txted to a mate, I pray on bended knees that crying England fans hang themselves with their car-flags.
"We" lost again, get over it.
Remove your flags because you're suddenly not English and proud anymore (oh, as soon as Henman goes down in flames), stop painting your face like an idiot child at a school fete.
It's a game. A game where men kick a ball about.
It doesn't change the world, it won't cure cancer, it won't bring about world peace.
It's a game.
One that "we" play badly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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