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*wipes eyes*
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well at least "we're" consistent eh? Losing on penalties.
Again.
My favourite, play 'em again Sam moments?
The multi-millonaire shill, girl-voiced mongaloid hoofing it with the same amount of skill I possess.
Ahahahahahaha
Oh, oh...but by far and away the most gut-splitting, shriek inducing moment in football history in my mind?
Having the coup-de-grace delivered by a goalie.
A goalkeeper beat us.
You just can't be beaten with any more shameful a way than a goalkeeper sending "us" down.
Give that goalie a big shiny medal inscribed "I sent England out. Me, a goalkeeper"
Sure sure, pundits can sob and talk about losing Wayne Rooney (A "genius like Mozart" according to the super soaraway Sun), but at the end of the day England lost because a retard that earns more in a week than all of us combined in a year made the most spakky kick in the history of stupid football kicks.
Oh, and the opposing goalkeeper defeating that waxwork David James.
As I txted to a mate, I pray on bended knees that crying England fans hang themselves with their car-flags.
"We" lost again, get over it.
Remove your flags because you're suddenly not English and proud anymore (oh, as soon as Henman goes down in flames), stop painting your face like an idiot child at a school fete.
It's a game. A game where men kick a ball about.
It doesn't change the world, it won't cure cancer, it won't bring about world peace.
It's a game.
One that "we" play badly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well at least "we're" consistent eh? Losing on penalties.
Again.
My favourite, play 'em again Sam moments?
The multi-millonaire shill, girl-voiced mongaloid hoofing it with the same amount of skill I possess.
Ahahahahahaha
Oh, oh...but by far and away the most gut-splitting, shriek inducing moment in football history in my mind?
Having the coup-de-grace delivered by a goalie.
A goalkeeper beat us.
You just can't be beaten with any more shameful a way than a goalkeeper sending "us" down.
Give that goalie a big shiny medal inscribed "I sent England out. Me, a goalkeeper"
Sure sure, pundits can sob and talk about losing Wayne Rooney (A "genius like Mozart" according to the super soaraway Sun), but at the end of the day England lost because a retard that earns more in a week than all of us combined in a year made the most spakky kick in the history of stupid football kicks.
Oh, and the opposing goalkeeper defeating that waxwork David James.
As I txted to a mate, I pray on bended knees that crying England fans hang themselves with their car-flags.
"We" lost again, get over it.
Remove your flags because you're suddenly not English and proud anymore (oh, as soon as Henman goes down in flames), stop painting your face like an idiot child at a school fete.
It's a game. A game where men kick a ball about.
It doesn't change the world, it won't cure cancer, it won't bring about world peace.
It's a game.
One that "we" play badly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Im not a football fan myself, but to be honest that penalty spot was really dodgy. You could see in the replay that when beckham went to kick, his foot that was in the sand slipped and hit the ball just before his right foot made contact.
Goatboy wrote:
> Homeric coverage of an 18yr old player who's shoe fell
> off and rushed to hospital, despite having players that are paid
> obscene money to run around and kick a ball - they lost again.
> And to see the faces of those idiots as they stumble out of the pub
> in tears made me laugh.
He broke a bone, just to inform you, in case you hadn't heard. I thought it was crazy as well, also, but yes, he broke a bone.
I'm glad you got some kind of perverse pleasure out of it, Goatboy, because I sure as hell didn't.
> Homeric coverage of an 18yr old player who's shoe fell
> off and rushed to hospital, despite having players that are paid
> obscene money to run around and kick a ball - they lost again.
> And to see the faces of those idiots as they stumble out of the pub
> in tears made me laugh.
He broke a bone, just to inform you, in case you hadn't heard. I thought it was crazy as well, also, but yes, he broke a bone.
I'm glad you got some kind of perverse pleasure out of it, Goatboy, because I sure as hell didn't.
I was on holiday where 75% of the people there were wrapped in English flags.
I was in two minds about supporting England, they played alright. However, I was the only one in the pub watching the England v Croatia game last week. Still don't understand that one.
But seriously... a goalkeeper. That's the best yet.
I was in two minds about supporting England, they played alright. However, I was the only one in the pub watching the England v Croatia game last week. Still don't understand that one.
But seriously... a goalkeeper. That's the best yet.
So it's the day after and...well...still out.
Mattribute, I appreciate you got hot and fingers flew, I've done the same and no offence taken.
The thing is, I listened to the game and it was a nailbiter with the extra/golden time thing and suddenly scoring and having one disallowed etc etc, that I have no problem with.
It's the absolute neanderthal behaviour and sheer hypocrisy of 99% of the population that infuriates me. People that have never ever celebrated St Georges Day and go on holiday somewhere exotic suddenly wave flags and paint their faces etc etc.
It's not the genuine fans that go to the games, they pay a lot of money and have some sort of passion - whether I agree or understand is by the by.
But those assfaces that only watch football when it's England...those same twunts that suddenly loved Rugby and were screaming "Johnny! Johnny!" for a week when they won the world cup. Those tools that buy the car flags (incidentally mostly gone today, which is odd because they're still English and there is a lot to like that doesn't involve a football), those are the ones I'd like to shoot in the face and sterilise.
The same morons that cut out and keep flags from The Sun with a soldier's face in the middle and put it in their window.
These people are the ones I loathe, the bovine herd that only wave a flag during a football tournament. Not athletics, not curling, not winter olympics, not even The Olympics but only for a football tournament.
That's the reason I laughed with genuine amusement when, yet again, England failed to get anywhere despite the jingoism on display, despite the Homeric coverage of an 18yr old player who's shoe fell off and rushed to hospital, despite having players that are paid obscene money to run around and kick a ball - they lost again.
And to see the faces of those idiots as they stumble out of the pub in tears made me laugh.
I'm not going to justify why I find it funny anymore after this post, suffice to say some of you support football, some of us dont.
At the end of the day, England still lost again and it's back to ignoring the other sporting events and English traditions and achievements like the good little Island Monkeys we are.
The End.
Mattribute, I appreciate you got hot and fingers flew, I've done the same and no offence taken.
The thing is, I listened to the game and it was a nailbiter with the extra/golden time thing and suddenly scoring and having one disallowed etc etc, that I have no problem with.
It's the absolute neanderthal behaviour and sheer hypocrisy of 99% of the population that infuriates me. People that have never ever celebrated St Georges Day and go on holiday somewhere exotic suddenly wave flags and paint their faces etc etc.
It's not the genuine fans that go to the games, they pay a lot of money and have some sort of passion - whether I agree or understand is by the by.
But those assfaces that only watch football when it's England...those same twunts that suddenly loved Rugby and were screaming "Johnny! Johnny!" for a week when they won the world cup. Those tools that buy the car flags (incidentally mostly gone today, which is odd because they're still English and there is a lot to like that doesn't involve a football), those are the ones I'd like to shoot in the face and sterilise.
The same morons that cut out and keep flags from The Sun with a soldier's face in the middle and put it in their window.
These people are the ones I loathe, the bovine herd that only wave a flag during a football tournament. Not athletics, not curling, not winter olympics, not even The Olympics but only for a football tournament.
That's the reason I laughed with genuine amusement when, yet again, England failed to get anywhere despite the jingoism on display, despite the Homeric coverage of an 18yr old player who's shoe fell off and rushed to hospital, despite having players that are paid obscene money to run around and kick a ball - they lost again.
And to see the faces of those idiots as they stumble out of the pub in tears made me laugh.
I'm not going to justify why I find it funny anymore after this post, suffice to say some of you support football, some of us dont.
At the end of the day, England still lost again and it's back to ignoring the other sporting events and English traditions and achievements like the good little Island Monkeys we are.
The End.
Normally I'd be absolutely devastated about this. Football is a real passion for me.
As it happens, I'm not too bothered this time around. I was on a pub crawl at the time, and only caught a few glimpses here and there of the action (including the penalties). It's a shame we're out, but I'm also glad in a way since we'll no longer be in the semi next wednesday which would've clashed with my 21st celebrations.
We're out. A shame, but life goes on.
As it happens, I'm not too bothered this time around. I was on a pub crawl at the time, and only caught a few glimpses here and there of the action (including the penalties). It's a shame we're out, but I'm also glad in a way since we'll no longer be in the semi next wednesday which would've clashed with my 21st celebrations.
We're out. A shame, but life goes on.
You're not in Zante now, foo'
And Timmargh plugging his work everywhere, for shame.
And Timmargh plugging his work everywhere, for shame.
Same thing all the time
Hoho
Hoho
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ight wrote:
> Heh. Whilst watching some of the chimps at Twycross Zoo with Mrs Light
> a few weeks back....
Heh. Saw a gorilla on tv a few months back. Crapped a massive green teurd into its hands, which were cupped almost daintily behind itself. The satisfaction on it's face as it started eating it, I can only assume is the same satisfaction a fine red wine taster gets when they sample a fine and rare vintage.
[side note] From football to ape faeces? Why the hell not.
> Heh. Whilst watching some of the chimps at Twycross Zoo with Mrs Light
> a few weeks back....
Heh. Saw a gorilla on tv a few months back. Crapped a massive green teurd into its hands, which were cupped almost daintily behind itself. The satisfaction on it's face as it started eating it, I can only assume is the same satisfaction a fine red wine taster gets when they sample a fine and rare vintage.
[side note] From football to ape faeces? Why the hell not.
I went to Broxbourne Zoo ages ago, and the monkeys wouldn't even come out their cages into the open. The ones we did see were small and crap.
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