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*wipes eyes*
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well at least "we're" consistent eh? Losing on penalties.
Again.

My favourite, play 'em again Sam moments?
The multi-millonaire shill, girl-voiced mongaloid hoofing it with the same amount of skill I possess.
Ahahahahahaha
Oh, oh...but by far and away the most gut-splitting, shriek inducing moment in football history in my mind?
Having the coup-de-grace delivered by a goalie.
A goalkeeper beat us.
You just can't be beaten with any more shameful a way than a goalkeeper sending "us" down.
Give that goalie a big shiny medal inscribed "I sent England out. Me, a goalkeeper"

Sure sure, pundits can sob and talk about losing Wayne Rooney (A "genius like Mozart" according to the super soaraway Sun), but at the end of the day England lost because a retard that earns more in a week than all of us combined in a year made the most spakky kick in the history of stupid football kicks.
Oh, and the opposing goalkeeper defeating that waxwork David James.
As I txted to a mate, I pray on bended knees that crying England fans hang themselves with their car-flags.

"We" lost again, get over it.
Remove your flags because you're suddenly not English and proud anymore (oh, as soon as Henman goes down in flames), stop painting your face like an idiot child at a school fete.

It's a game. A game where men kick a ball about.
It doesn't change the world, it won't cure cancer, it won't bring about world peace.
It's a game.
One that "we" play badly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are you so bitter towards people Goatboy?

I mean, Mattribute and others are just passionate about something. Is that really so wrong? Do you even have anything you're passionate about?

Because if not, I don't really think you can argue this convincingly.

That would be odd Quinty except I was a passenger in a car of people listening to the game on the radio, literally trapped with it in.

And Mattribute, the face that you wish physical injury and hope I lose something I really care about - simply because I find it funny sums up exactly why I loathe the game and red-faced children that follow it.
I can't stand football, and I hate with a passion unmatched in history, the pretend patriotism that wheels itself out every few years with flags etc when you same people don't celebrate St George's Day in any noticeable way.

It's a game.
A game involving kicking a football around.
That's all it is, nothing more - despite however much passion you spend on it? It's a game.
Nothing more.

Get over it, beat up some Portugeuse and continue to over-react to somebody laughing at you and your game.
Really though, I do hope enough fans get despondent enough to kill themselves because then maybe, maybe it would have importance.
As it stands, outside of your fan worship, it's a game.
Deal with it.

Oh and "Stockholm Syndrome"? Yeah I've seen Die Hard as well
*slow clap*
Are you crying? Are you miserable and upset and wounded because England lost?
Good.

So, you insult football fans to the highest extreme, yet you still watched the game with great interest (evident from your account of the result), which ironically makes you a fan putting yourself in the same catogory (sp) as those you despise.

Odd.

It's Pooh-Sticks, you morons.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> and you're
> sobbing over the back pages because some Portugese players are better
> at kicking a leather ball than we are.

I know what you mean. I'm okay with losing. I've got frustrated, I';ve got annoyed, but I'm calm, and I know it's not a major thing in the greater scheme. But it's tards like Goatboy that make me want to go and kill.

You see, some of your post I agree with. The whole "it's just a game part" and the flags and crying face-painters do look like idiots.

But then there's the part of me that just wants to know why you seem to get so much pleasure out of England losing and then coming on an Internet forum to show your hilarity.

I guess I'll just never "get" you.

Mattributé wrote:
> If a famous Jazz player got horrically injured in a car crash,
> meaning he could do nothing but train for the next 2 years, would you
> come on here and laughat all the jazz fans for it?

Yeah, because he's laughing at someone being injured in a car crash. That's exactly what he's done there.

It's a game dude, get over it. We lost. Big deal. We always lose.

I'm a Poo-sticks gold medalist.



As of now.

God damn it, damn it to hell and beyond! Let's face it, we're England - this is what we do best. We're the plucky losers who put up a bit of a fight, get the nation's hopes up just a notch then go and spunk it up the wall like sexually frustrated teens. Damn it.

But yes, don't lose perspective here - it's a game, and one we're not particularly adept at winning. Sure, be depressed tonight (lord knows you've reason to) but when you wake up in the morning, remember that over 100 people died in bomb attacks in Iraq today, and you're sobbing over the back pages because some Portugese players are better at kicking a leather ball than we are.

You don't understand, do you, you fool? Football is far more important than you could ever perceive. It's a love, it's an obsession. If you don't like it, then fine, I respect your decision. I don't like thrash metal or Rugby, but I'll respect anybodies decision if they do. If a famous Jazz player got horrically injured in a car crash, meaning he could do nothing but train for the next 2 years, would you come on here and laughat all the jazz fans for it?

It's like being dumped. Losing you love, your life, your dreams, then having nobtards screaming in your face that 'YOU SUCK'

I'm lost for words which I can abuse you with, Goatboy. I really am.