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"Hello, I'm ugly and I like to f **k horses."

*Throws up*

Holy mother in hell.

"Oh I must have been around 22 the first time I allowed a dog to have sexual intercourse with"

"Technically, I was a virgin until I was 29, up until then I was a zooblah blah"

*VOMITS*

Sh.t the bed this is sick.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY REMOTE?!!!?

I saw a bit of that. I've never seen anything more sicker or wronger in my life!

*makes up words*

Just when you thought the world had hit rock bottom with beastality, Mystique and Bloke lower the standard.

Mystique wrote:
> Ok rhyming innudendo is a new low. I feel I must sleep.

Pff, mine flowed better.

Mystique wrote:
> Why thankyou English_Bloke
> Or should I do something else...
> Don't worry, I won't choke.

Just spend the rest of my life selling coke...at Tesco

Ok rhyming innudendo is a new low. I feel I must sleep.

English_Bloke wrote:
> = better

The only thing that was better than was death.

Why thankyou English_Bloke
Or should I do something else...
Don't worry, I won't choke.

0:p

Mystique wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> That doesn't rhyme and makes no play on the thread.
> Step up, bird.
> ******
> Oh is it a crime?
> That my reply didn't rhyme.
> I'm so sorry I ruined the thread.
> Perhaps I should just go to bed


= better

John Nash wrote:
> He's dead now though, so all's well that ends well.

Why I love NASH

English_Bloke wrote:
> That doesn't rhyme and makes no play on the thread.
> Step up, bird.
******
Oh is it a crime?
That my reply didn't rhyme.
I'm so sorry I ruined the thread.
Maybe I should go to bed to rest my weary head