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Holy mother in hell.
"Oh I must have been around 22 the first time I allowed a dog to have sexual intercourse with"
"Technically, I was a virgin until I was 29, up until then I was a zooblah blah"
*VOMITS*
Sh.t the bed this is sick.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY REMOTE?!!!?
> Both hands are needed.
>
> How else am I going to use the tissues?
Do you really need them?
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> You just said! YOU.JUST.SAID.
>
> That doesn't mean you have to rub it in.
>
> And I could lie.
I can see why people lie about getting bed action, but not getting any??
How else am I going to use the tissues?
The little hand is very busy for a few seconds, it's all over quick and the other hand isn't even needed.
> You just said! YOU.JUST.SAID.
That doesn't mean you have to rub it in.
And I could lie.
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> That is also true!
>
> How do you know? Eh? Do you KNOW my sexual situation?
You just said! YOU.JUST.SAID.
Flop
> That is also true!
How do you know? Eh? Do you KNOW my sexual situation?
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Why must you?
>
> I'd have done it to anyone, but why must you leave yourself so open
> to it?
Fair point your forgiven-for now...
> Think about it. This is the closest thing I'm going to get to sex
> this year.
That is also true!