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"Hello, I'm ugly and I like to f **k horses."

*Throws up*

Holy mother in hell.

"Oh I must have been around 22 the first time I allowed a dog to have sexual intercourse with"

"Technically, I was a virgin until I was 29, up until then I was a zooblah blah"

*VOMITS*

Sh.t the bed this is sick.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY REMOTE?!!!?

John Nash wrote:
> It's like those people. What they called?
> Bullies.

It's your gangs bad influence on me, that's what it is.

Damn azul and his mind bending ways

Mattributé wrote:
> Think about it. This is the closest thing I'm going to get to sex
> this year.

Best quote of the year

phi11ip wrote:
> Fair play to the donkey though, it was hung like a horse.

Second best quote of the year

Matt.
Oh dear.

It's like those people. What they called?
Bullies.

For shame.

~Darling~ wrote:
> Why must you?

I'd have done it to anyone, but why must you leave yourself so open to it?

Think about it. This is the closest thing I'm going to get to sex this year.

I've seen a video of a woman getting 'done' by a donkey. It was in an email that someone sent, I didn't actively go after it!

Everyone just stared and watched, you didn't wanna watch, but you did!

Anyway...

It mounted her, thrusted a few times then there was a rather large 'glurrrrp' as it pulled out. Not nice.

Fair play to the donkey though, it was hung like a horse.

Mattributé wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> I saw a bit of that. I've never seen anything more sicker or wronger
> in my life!
>
>
> Looked in the mirror, recently?
>
> i joke, i joke


Why must you?

Mattributé wrote:
> Just when you thought the world had hit rock bottom with beastality,
> Mystique and Bloke lower the standard.

What, with poetry?
I'm a genius not appreciated in my own time.

*PUNCH*

Borat?