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"I'm new"

Hi, I'm new here. I've had a look at the other JAT's and newbies to get some tips.

So, firstly, to get off on the right foot I observed that it's important to swear at people.

You're all S***heads.

Another thing I noticed is that it's important to type like a retard, so without further adieu;

lol i am sooo guna kick u were it urts

I also feel that I have to spam like a moronic child.

Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Etc.

Finally, it's definately suggested that I should ask stupid questions and complain when you don't answer.

How do I get to Liverpool? A scouser stole my dustcaps and I want them back.

So, to review:

u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.

I hope I fit in well. :)

cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> Chapsih
> What sort of nickname is that?

Oh the hypocrisy.

*amazed*

Surely a prime target for bricking, no?

Lol, that's all changed now :P

We also have glass (yes, real glass) in our house window-frames :D

How the hell did you get that? :D

I used to live in Cheshire, and we took school trips up to Liverpool in year 3 and 4... I think we spend more time looking at the model of Britain in the docks (Ahh, memories) then we did learning about Liverpool's history.

Only thing I can remember is that lots of the houses had "Streaky bacon" brick designs.

What a swine that is :P

...looks like I'll have to put up with the taunts a little while longer then.

*Polishes Capital of Culture 2008 badge*

:D

Hehe... no, sadly not. :)

...(I was meant to be defending my heritage then :P )


Your friend isn't on Harry Enfield by any chance? =D

Virtuoso wrote:
> Those Liverpool comments sucked; cockneys are worse, they incite
> football violence!

Sorry, I have a scouse friend and he's always insisting that stealing dustcaps is an 'alright' thing to do... no, really. :)

I have a feeling you will pish me off, 'new guy', you already have done.

LOL M8!!11

Those Liverpool comments sucked; cockneys are worse, they incite football violence!