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"I'm new"

Hi, I'm new here. I've had a look at the other JAT's and newbies to get some tips.

So, firstly, to get off on the right foot I observed that it's important to swear at people.

You're all S***heads.

Another thing I noticed is that it's important to type like a retard, so without further adieu;

lol i am sooo guna kick u were it urts

I also feel that I have to spam like a moronic child.

Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Etc.

Finally, it's definately suggested that I should ask stupid questions and complain when you don't answer.

How do I get to Liverpool? A scouser stole my dustcaps and I want them back.

So, to review:

u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.

I hope I fit in well. :)

Jesper rules all - just a shame about his unfortunate inconsistency. He's a good player.

I'm so gutted that we're selling Jesper. As my post in Sport says....

I'd welcome Stevie to the bridge. Really can't see it happening...

Wasn't there something about him being unhappy with the whole Benitez thing, and that he wanted to leave because of that?

If that happens, I'm supporting Chelsea :P

I'll be gutted if he goes though, seriously.

I hear there's a chance of Gerrard moving to south London Virtuouso....

I doubt it'll happen though.

Oh no, what a rebel..... Posting about football in General Chat.....

Aye, me too, .....soon :)

Heheh.

Anyway, night for me I think.

Lol, quite ironically...

I kicked a girls lunch-box in (no jokes, please) when I/she was about 5-6 years old.

...but erm, yeah, I'll check that one out for you :P

Ah, that's nice to hear.

I think one of your locals owes me the lunchbox they stole back when I was in year 3, though. ;)

It is, but the people in higher authority have removed the assailants with the minimul of fuss :P