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"I'm new"

Hi, I'm new here. I've had a look at the other JAT's and newbies to get some tips.

So, firstly, to get off on the right foot I observed that it's important to swear at people.

You're all S***heads.

Another thing I noticed is that it's important to type like a retard, so without further adieu;

lol i am sooo guna kick u were it urts

I also feel that I have to spam like a moronic child.

Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahaha. Etc.

Finally, it's definately suggested that I should ask stupid questions and complain when you don't answer.

How do I get to Liverpool? A scouser stole my dustcaps and I want them back.

So, to review:

u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.
u stupid f*****g gays, how the f*** do u get to liverpool.

I hope I fit in well. :)

At the moment anyway, Vassell > Owen

£99

Azul wrote:
> He says bed, he actually means he's off to nab stuff.

Typical scouser eh....

I wish Michael Owen would go nick some new shooting boots, because he really has lost it.

I'm fed up with Peter Kenyon. I wish he'd take his pompous bald head back to Manchester and eat his Prawn sandwiches there.

Grrrr why sell Jesper why?

Yeah I'd be p!ssed if I was a liverpool fan and we got Gerrard.

Tch I don't want Stevie after he did his best to give both France and Switzerland victories. (Cracking goal though...)

Meh, I'd probly still take him actually :P

He says bed, he actually means he's off to nab stuff.

I'm going to bed now guys, speak soon :)

If there's one thing I want the LEAST, it's Chelsea flaunting their billions at our home grown world class players! :D

Virtuoso wrote:
> I'm sure you f~~kin well would Colourless! :P

Frankie and Gerrard in the centre. Ah.....

He could be the missing piece to our jigsaw.



Just as that cheat Makalele was last summer :P

Azul wrote:
> Jesper rules all - just a shame about his unfortunate inconsistency.
> He's a good player.

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I'm so gutted. Losing Ranieri hurt. And now this. :'(

I'm sure you f~~kin well would Colourless! :P


Azul wrote:

Wasn't there something about him being unhappy with the whole Benitez thing, and that he wanted to leave because of that?
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I heard that aswell; apparently, he preffered the appointment of a British manager, he APPARENTLY wanted Curbishley.