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"My Postman Got an Eyeful this morning"

I realised on getting out of the shower this morning Id forgotten to bring clean towels down from the cupboard upstairs and so being the only one home I thought nothing and leaving the bathroom naked to go upstairs. What I hadnt bargained on was the postman standing at the front window in the living room patting a cat on the window sill. Needless to say the look on his face and mine was classic. I dont think he'll forgot this morning's round in a hurry!

~Darling~ wrote:
> Yeah I always get strangers asking for my number, i work in a bar
> remember?

stripper

Yeah I always get strangers asking for my number, i work in a bar remember?

Why do we always argue?................

~Darling~ wrote:
> *gets worried*
>
> A strange what

LOL sorry forgot the 'r' :)

Tewkesbury wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Damarus wrote:
> I looked at her @rse as she walked off then went back to bed.
>
> Typical bloke. eyeing up the ladies but too scared to ask for her
> number!!
>
> Rejection hurts too much, besides have you had a strange just ask for
> your number?

*gets worried*

A strange what

I don't think he meant spooning Ann Widdecombe >_<

Damarus wrote:
> Come to think of it, the other week I got woken up by a knock on the
> door. I was still in bed at the time, so I quickly put on my dressing
> gown, rushed downstairs to answer the door, to find a good lookin
> female posty stood there with my Xbox Live Starter Kit. I signed for
> it, whilst she was giving me a nice smile. She said bye, I said bye,
> I looked at her @rse as she walked off then went back to bed.

But then you woke up and realised you HADN'T woken up and that was a dream. Yup. Then went down to see the Xbox live on the porch. Yup.

Timmargh wrote:
> Tewkesbury wrote:
> What if it's Ann Widdecombe?
> *****
>
> The words "eyes", "spoon" and "gouge"
> spring to mind.

Aren't you the kinky one.

~Darling~ wrote:
> Damarus wrote:
> I looked at her @rse as she walked off then went back to bed.
>
> Typical bloke. eyeing up the ladies but too scared to ask for her
> number!!

Rejection hurts too much, besides have you had a strange just ask for your number?

What about milkman.