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I realised on getting out of the shower this morning Id forgotten to bring clean towels down from the cupboard upstairs and so being the only one home I thought nothing and leaving the bathroom naked to go upstairs. What I hadnt bargained on was the postman standing at the front window in the living room patting a cat on the window sill. Needless to say the look on his face and mine was classic. I dont think he'll forgot this morning's round in a hurry!
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Damarus wrote:
> I looked at her @rse as she walked off then went back to bed.
Typical bloke. eyeing up the ladies but too scared to ask for her number!!
> I looked at her @rse as she walked off then went back to bed.
Typical bloke. eyeing up the ladies but too scared to ask for her number!!
Come to think of it, the other week I got woken up by a knock on the door. I was still in bed at the time, so I quickly put on my dressing gown, rushed downstairs to answer the door, to find a good lookin female posty stood there with my Xbox Live Starter Kit. I signed for it, whilst she was giving me a nice smile. She said bye, I said bye, I looked at her @rse as she walked off then went back to bed.
Tewkesbury wrote:
> What if it's Ann Widdecombe?
*****
The words "eyes", "spoon" and "gouge" spring to mind.
> What if it's Ann Widdecombe?
*****
The words "eyes", "spoon" and "gouge" spring to mind.
Timmargh wrote:
> Naked women aren't that bad.
What if it's Ann Widdecombe?
> Naked women aren't that bad.
What if it's Ann Widdecombe?
Tewkesbury wrote:
> naah should have said something like, for every naked woman they see,
> they see an ugly fat man too.
>
> So you have to take the good with the bad.
*****
Naked women aren't that bad.
> naah should have said something like, for every naked woman they see,
> they see an ugly fat man too.
>
> So you have to take the good with the bad.
*****
Naked women aren't that bad.
My postman looks at my overly bewigged legs with the eyes of a waxer.
You have to weigh up the pro's and con's of being a postie!
naah should have said something like, for every naked woman they see, they see an ugly fat man too.
So you have to take the good with the bad.
So you have to take the good with the bad.
~Darling~ wrote:
> Even tho post men have seen more than their fair share of naked women,
> don't forget for every naked woman they see they also get bit by a
> nasty dog*
>
>
> * may not be true
That covince me to become a postman
> Even tho post men have seen more than their fair share of naked women,
> don't forget for every naked woman they see they also get bit by a
> nasty dog*
>
>
> * may not be true
That covince me to become a postman
Even tho post men have seen more than their fair share of naked women, don't forget for every naked woman they see they also get bit by a nasty dog*
* may not be true
* may not be true
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