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"My Postman Got an Eyeful this morning"

I realised on getting out of the shower this morning Id forgotten to bring clean towels down from the cupboard upstairs and so being the only one home I thought nothing and leaving the bathroom naked to go upstairs. What I hadnt bargained on was the postman standing at the front window in the living room patting a cat on the window sill. Needless to say the look on his face and mine was classic. I dont think he'll forgot this morning's round in a hurry!

Yeah one of the blokes at work always has girls round his till. They refuse to be served by anyone else. One girl offered him sex and his reply was 'if i don't get any better offers' (obviously he didn't say that to her face) then last Sat she came up to me and tried to set me up with him!!

hmm if Darling got all those numbers working in a bar I wonder if the same could happen to a guy, obviously with the opposite sex.

~Darling~ wrote:
> Anyways, in the summer we're having a theme night and girls can wear
> bikinis if they want. I'm not going to cos all my mates will be there
> and all the blokes in there are creepy!

Anyways, in the summer we're having a theme night and girls can wear bikinis if they want. I'm not going to cos all my mates will be there and all the blokes in there are creepy!

cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Damarus wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Yeah I always get strangers asking for my number, i work in a bar
> remember?
>
> stripper
>
> Ha ha ha ha..*sighs*...NO!
>
> Bar Staff
>
> Coyotes bar staff?
>
> OMG....I so wish!!! It's kinda like that but we're not allowed on
> the
> bar or wear skimpy clothes!
>
> why not? is it your not sexy enough

Thats exactly it!

/sarcasm

cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Damarus wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Yeah I always get strangers asking for my number, i work in a bar
> remember?
>
> stripper
>
> Ha ha ha ha..*sighs*...NO!
>
> Bar Staff
>
> Coyotes bar staff?
>
> OMG....I so wish!!! It's kinda like that but we're not allowed on
> the
> bar or wear skimpy clothes!
>
> why not? is it your not sexy enough

My guess is its because she has self-respect.

~Darling~ wrote:
> Damarus wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Yeah I always get strangers asking for my number, i work in a bar
> remember?
>
> stripper
>
> Ha ha ha ha..*sighs*...NO!
>
> Bar Staff
>
> Coyotes bar staff?
>
> OMG....I so wish!!! It's kinda like that but we're not allowed on the
> bar or wear skimpy clothes!

why not? is it your not sexy enough

I'm not saying

~Darling~ wrote:
> [insert random name] wrote:
> no to both? hmm interesting must be the ex/bestfriend
>
> No, it's got nothing to do with you

aww come on you can't go from telling me everything about your relationships to telling me nothing :P

I'm guessing it is him right? ^^ well it's about time

Damarus wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Yeah I always get strangers asking for my number, i work in a bar
> remember?
>
> stripper
>
> Ha ha ha ha..*sighs*...NO!
>
> Bar Staff
>
> Coyotes bar staff?

OMG....I so wish!!! It's kinda like that but we're not allowed on the bar or wear skimpy clothes!