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Just found out today that one of my friends and my ex are going out and have been since we split and probably before.
Now before I turn sappy and a cliche I'm just writing this because I need to tell someone because I'm raging inside. It's so much 'boo hoo they're going out'. But more a sort of 'baastards', as ex is a hypocritical boot and so is my mate who I used to talk to about out relationships. And they've been all 'friendly' and crap.
To make things worse everyone is going on holiday, and the guy is my ex's best friend. Ya see? My very own crappy, adolescent soap opera life.
I'm going to hit him, just because I have a reason and watched Fight Club the other day.
Done.
Now before I turn sappy and a cliche I'm just writing this because I need to tell someone because I'm raging inside. It's so much 'boo hoo they're going out'. But more a sort of 'baastards', as ex is a hypocritical boot and so is my mate who I used to talk to about out relationships. And they've been all 'friendly' and crap.
To make things worse everyone is going on holiday, and the guy is my ex's best friend. Ya see? My very own crappy, adolescent soap opera life.
I'm going to hit him, just because I have a reason and watched Fight Club the other day.
Done.
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knock him out, bundle him into his parents car, and drive it off a bridge.
actually, scratch that
actually, scratch that
Possibly
Being serious for a second. Yes, I just wrote that.
Don’t hit him, you will regret it.
Don’t hit him, you will regret it.
Take the end off the curtain rail and fill with a few frozen prawns. Wait a week. They will never know where it's comming from.
Rip off his winkle, and then rape him with a garden trowel.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Otherwise just go for something simple, like wait for him to go on
> holiday, "enter" his house, spray water on the carpets,
> sprinkle with cress seeds and turn up the central heating.
or empty a container full of maggots with a little bit of food through his letter box. when they return - a house full of bluebottles!
> Otherwise just go for something simple, like wait for him to go on
> holiday, "enter" his house, spray water on the carpets,
> sprinkle with cress seeds and turn up the central heating.
or empty a container full of maggots with a little bit of food through his letter box. when they return - a house full of bluebottles!
I wrote two replies but they disappeared because I swore.
He won't know it was you.
*Honest*
*Honest*
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> sleep with his mum?
Depends, if I can tell one end from the other, then maybe.
Otherwise just go for something simple, like wait for him to go on holiday, "enter" his house, spray water on the carpets, sprinkle with cress seeds and turn up the central heating.
> sleep with his mum?
Depends, if I can tell one end from the other, then maybe.
Otherwise just go for something simple, like wait for him to go on holiday, "enter" his house, spray water on the carpets, sprinkle with cress seeds and turn up the central heating.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Violence is not the answer
No but vengeance is required, you do not do that to a friend.
Sheepy has a need for revenge, i say go for it*
*I hereby absolve myself of any responsibilty for any crime that may be perpetrated, because of above statement.
> Violence is not the answer
No but vengeance is required, you do not do that to a friend.
Sheepy has a need for revenge, i say go for it*
*I hereby absolve myself of any responsibilty for any crime that may be perpetrated, because of above statement.
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