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"I'm feeling bitter and hostile"

Just found out today that one of my friends and my ex are going out and have been since we split and probably before.

Now before I turn sappy and a cliche I'm just writing this because I need to tell someone because I'm raging inside. It's so much 'boo hoo they're going out'. But more a sort of 'baastards', as ex is a hypocritical boot and so is my mate who I used to talk to about out relationships. And they've been all 'friendly' and crap.

To make things worse everyone is going on holiday, and the guy is my ex's best friend. Ya see? My very own crappy, adolescent soap opera life.

I'm going to hit him, just because I have a reason and watched Fight Club the other day.

Done.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> then bundle them both into the boot and dump them at forest fans
> house.

You cold hearted brute!!!

yeah, then you can knock him out, and your mum can knock her out.

it'll be glorious.

then bundle them both into the boot and dump them at forest fans house.

Burn the car afterwards also.

But don't use diesel.
For reasons I can't remember.

Hey, I watch CSI you know.

I'm telling my mum

cookie monster wrote:
> Oh dear, rubbing in the fact that he didnt pass his test, thats cruel
> man, real cruel.

:^D

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> knock her out too

Then have your way with her!

Thats vengence. Just try not to leave forensic evidence.

RRAAAARRR

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> knock him out, bundle him into his parents car, and drive it off a
> bridge.

Oh dear, rubbing in the fact that he didnt pass his test, thats cruel man, real cruel.

knock her out too - it takes two to tango.

sexual equality and all that.

Aim to get him pished, then hit him, as you'll get the satisfaction of it, and he won't remember a thing next day.