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"The greatest Joke of all time - Episode I"

So English_Bloke walks into a clock shop, unzips his trousers and slaps his wang on the counter.

Darling looks at English from behind the counter and says.."What are you doing? This is a clock shop!"

"I know"
"No, I don't think you heard me..this is a cLOCK shop
"I know" he said.. "Stick your hands and a face on this"

anyway, I've spent more than enough time on here the past couple of days. I'm going to the gym, where I will proceed to sweat pure lager, cough up a pint of blood, and return home clutching my chest, feeling like a new (shortlived) man.

It's not easy being a perfect physical specimen.

Heh heh

ha ha.

how do you know that it's bed time at Michael Jacksons house?
when the big hand touches the little hand

So English_Bloke walks into a clock shop, unzips his trousers and slaps his wang on the counter.

Darling looks at English from behind the counter and says.."What are you doing? This is a clock shop!"

"I know"
"No, I don't think you heard me..this is a cLOCK shop
"I know" he said.. "Stick your hands and a face on this"