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"The greatest Joke of all time - Episode I"

So English_Bloke walks into a clock shop, unzips his trousers and slaps his wang on the counter.

Darling looks at English from behind the counter and says.."What are you doing? This is a clock shop!"

"I know"
"No, I don't think you heard me..this is a cLOCK shop
"I know" he said.. "Stick your hands and a face on this"

Ashman wrote:
> A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the
> ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the
> bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That
> driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and
> tell him off, thats rather offensive what he said – go ahead, I'll
> hold your monkey for you.”

Is this a joke or a story? Because I sure ain't laughing.

*reports*

OH



HOW



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SIGH.

Tiger Woods is on tour in Ireland. While driving through the Countryside in his BMW, he realises he needs to fill up.

He finds a remote local filling station and pulls in. The attendant there is a pure Country-dweller and has no knowledge of the stars of Golf or who this man is.

"Top o' the mornin' to ya!" Greets the Irish man.

Tiger nods a greeting back and continues to reach for the fuel hose. As he reaches over to get it, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket and fall to the ground.

The attendant asks "Why, what are those for?"

Tiger replies "They're to hold my balls steady while I'm driving..."

The attendant blurts out in response "Crikey! BMW think of everything these days!"

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*watches tumbleweed roll past*

Ahaha, an hilarious joke!!!111

Ashman wrote:
> A joke.
*****

Old but excellent.

:^D

Mystique wrote:
> So English_Bloke walks into a clock shop, unzips his trousers and
> slaps his wang on the counter.
>
> Darling looks at English from behind the counter and says.."What
> are you doing? This is a clock shop!"
>
> "I know"
> "No, I don't think you heard me..this is a cLOCK shop
> "I know" he said.. "Stick your hands and a face on
> this"

That was pants.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off, thats rather offensive what he said – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

Mystique wrote:
> I know how you feel
> *Coughs up a litre of phlem*

Sexy, very sexy.

I know how you feel
*Coughs up a litre of phlem*