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"My Sexual Dilemma"

Hi, I'm 16 and want to tell you about my dilemma. I was all alone in my house last Saturday when the door bell rang, it was my mum's firend who comes round every few weeks and comes on holiday with us, she is 45 and is very flirtacious with me, I always thought she was joking around and never really thought anything of it. But last Saturday she came round unexpected, she said that she was calling to see my mum but I knew she was lying, I let her in and she made herself comfortable I told her that my mum wouldn't be back all night, but she said she didn't care she started to take her top off and I was so surprised I didn't know what to do, I decided to go along and we started kissing and one thing lead to another and we ended up in my bed having sex, it was fantastic! The next day I thought that would be the end of it but she told me to go round to her house, so I did and the same happened again and I don't know whether to carry on seeing her or to call the whole thing off because she is married and has a kid, she has asked me to see her this weekend and I don't know what to do!?

~Darling~ wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> Wow, compared to you my sexual exploits seem like that of the popes!
> And I just got home after been caught breaking all laws against
> public nudity...
>
>
> OMG WTF ROFL!!!
>
>
> riiight hardcore!

My cousin got taken home for 'Indecent exposure' AND 'shoplifting'. NO LIE.

Cub!st wrote:
> Wow, compared to you my sexual exploits seem like that of the popes!
> And I just got home after been caught breaking all laws against
> public nudity...


OMG WTF ROFL!!!


riiight hardcore!

Timmargh wrote:
> If you didn't notice him, how did you know how long he'd been there?

Lol, thats exactly what i thought when I read his post.

Cub!st wrote:
> Lying on the some stairs with my trousers and boxers down getting off
> and getting head. Neither of us noticed the guy walking down the
> stairs until he'd seen a good 40 seconds worth and we did a lot of
> different things in that time...
*****

If you didn't notice him, how did you know how long he'd been there?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Hey3000 wrote:
> She may be 45 but she's got the body of a 30 year old.
>
> Hey3'', be honest, you're full of crap, right?

Lol did you just call him 3 inch?

Cub!st wrote:
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>
> What? We were like rabbits! RABBITS I TELL THEE! Plus I can multitask
> if you know what I mean.

******

Doesn't matter.
~Flys hand over her head~
Whhhhhhhhhoooooooooossshhh!

$miley wrote:
> hey3000 is the sex god and is pretty

... pretty wrinkly.

Seriously, only on 2 occasions - when all conditions are met - should you sleep with someone that old. (You being young, obviously)

Occasion 1
- It's your best friend's mum.
- He's been a git.
- You're very drunk
- She's not bad.
- There's a party at his house,

Occasion 2
- It's your worst enemy's mum.
- He's acting normally.
- You're very drunk
- She's not bad
- There's a party at his house.

*End*

Imagine if the genders were reversed, in the fictional case.
What an uproar it would cause.

$miley wrote:
> hey3000 is the sex good and is the woman pretty
The sex is fantastic and I think she is pretty

maybe but they do have EXPERIENCE