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What are your favourite quotes from your favourite film/s?
I'll start with mine:Pirates of the Carribean
A Women slaps Jack Sparrow because she hates him.
Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp):'I don't think I desearved that'.
Another Women slaps Jack.
Jack:'I may have deserved that one'.
Another women slaps Jack the next day for stealing her boat.
Will Turner(Orlando Bloom):'I don't suppose you deserved that one either'.
Jack:'No I desearved that one'.
Jack says to Will when they are sword fighting.
Jack:'You need to find yourself a girl mate'.
Jack:'You're not a unic are you?
Elizabeth(Keira Knightly)and Jack are stranded on a little island and Elizabeth has burnt all of Jack's stash of Rum with a fire.
Jack:'What are you doing?The rum'!
Elizabeth:'Yes the Rum is gone'.
Jack:'Why is the rum gone?'
Elizabeth:'Why?Because it is a vile drink that even turns the most unpledictable men it complete scandrels,and also that signal is over a mile high,the is no way the navy won't notice it!'
Jack:'But why is the rum gone?'
Jack heads off to the other side of the island while he talks to himself.
Jack:*making an impression of Elizabeth*It must have been terrible for you Jack being stranded on this island,WELL IT BL**DY IS NOW!!!'
He notices Navy boats in the distance.
Jack:There'll be no living with her after this.'
I'll start with mine:Pirates of the Carribean
A Women slaps Jack Sparrow because she hates him.
Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp):'I don't think I desearved that'.
Another Women slaps Jack.
Jack:'I may have deserved that one'.
Another women slaps Jack the next day for stealing her boat.
Will Turner(Orlando Bloom):'I don't suppose you deserved that one either'.
Jack:'No I desearved that one'.
Jack says to Will when they are sword fighting.
Jack:'You need to find yourself a girl mate'.
Jack:'You're not a unic are you?
Elizabeth(Keira Knightly)and Jack are stranded on a little island and Elizabeth has burnt all of Jack's stash of Rum with a fire.
Jack:'What are you doing?The rum'!
Elizabeth:'Yes the Rum is gone'.
Jack:'Why is the rum gone?'
Elizabeth:'Why?Because it is a vile drink that even turns the most unpledictable men it complete scandrels,and also that signal is over a mile high,the is no way the navy won't notice it!'
Jack:'But why is the rum gone?'
Jack heads off to the other side of the island while he talks to himself.
Jack:*making an impression of Elizabeth*It must have been terrible for you Jack being stranded on this island,WELL IT BL**DY IS NOW!!!'
He notices Navy boats in the distance.
Jack:There'll be no living with her after this.'
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There used to be this bloke called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. Rumour was that he was on the take, to Harry invited him round for an explanation. Smithy didnt do a very good job, and within minutes Harry's lost his rag. He's reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15" long black rubber c*ck, and has proceeded to batter *WHACK!* poor smithy to death with it........and that was seen as a pleasant way to go.
snatch and lock, stock are indeed two of the finest films I can think of for quotes.
"What the f*** is that?"
"It's a cocktail"
"I asked you to bring me a refreshing drink. Wasn't expecting a f*****g rainforest"
"What the f*** is that?"
"It's a cocktail"
"I asked you to bring me a refreshing drink. Wasn't expecting a f*****g rainforest"
Bad Boys 2:
"Blue power motherf0ckers!"
"Blue power motherf0ckers!"
Another one from snatch:
Can't remember which character says what, but o well.
- A man just went into the booky's!
- How many fingers did he have?
- Oh im sorry, i didnt manage to get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time.
Can't remember which character says what, but o well.
- A man just went into the booky's!
- How many fingers did he have?
- Oh im sorry, i didnt manage to get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time.
Payback :
"Don't worry, I'll pay for this .."
"You see me reaching for my f***in wallet?"
"Don't worry, I'll pay for this .."
"You see me reaching for my f***in wallet?"
Mine would be pretty much every conversation between Jules and Vincent in Pulp Fiction! Damn that woz a good film. Plus a few random others:
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Will Smith (M.I.B.): "You see this? Huh? You see this? N, Y, P, D. Means I will nock, your, punk-ass DOWN!!!"
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Ed (Lock stock): Right, we hit em as soon as they come bak. we hit em hadrd. we'll be prepared, waiting....and they'll be armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? Armed with what exactly?
Ed: Well, bad breath, colourful language, feather-duster? What dyo think theyre gonna be armed with?! Guns you t*t!
Soap: Guns? You never said anything anout guns. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world, now its turning into a bad day in Bosnia!
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And of course how can we forget Spinal Tap?
Nigel: You see all the controls on the amp go to 11. Every one else theyre playin at 10, 10, 10, so where can you go? Nowhere! What we do is if we need that little push over the edge, what do we do? We go to 11.
Interviewer: Well why cant you make 10 louder? Have 10 as the top number and just make 10 a little louder?
Nigel:..............but these go to 11!!
Later...
Nigel: I'm influenced my Mozart and Bach, its more sort of, Mach.
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Loads from Snatch, a few i can think of are:
Sol: What the f**ks that?!
Vince: This is a shotgun Sol.
Sol: Its a f**king anti-aircraft gun vincent!!!
Tommy: We lost gorgeous george.
Brick-top: How the f**k did you lose gorgeous george? Its not as if he's a set of f**king car keys! Also, its not as if he's incon-f**king-spicuous!!
Tommy: We're not backing out.
Brick-top: You bet your b*llox to a barn dance your not backing out!
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And a whole load more i cant be bothered to remember/type.
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Will Smith (M.I.B.): "You see this? Huh? You see this? N, Y, P, D. Means I will nock, your, punk-ass DOWN!!!"
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Ed (Lock stock): Right, we hit em as soon as they come bak. we hit em hadrd. we'll be prepared, waiting....and they'll be armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? Armed with what exactly?
Ed: Well, bad breath, colourful language, feather-duster? What dyo think theyre gonna be armed with?! Guns you t*t!
Soap: Guns? You never said anything anout guns. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world, now its turning into a bad day in Bosnia!
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And of course how can we forget Spinal Tap?
Nigel: You see all the controls on the amp go to 11. Every one else theyre playin at 10, 10, 10, so where can you go? Nowhere! What we do is if we need that little push over the edge, what do we do? We go to 11.
Interviewer: Well why cant you make 10 louder? Have 10 as the top number and just make 10 a little louder?
Nigel:..............but these go to 11!!
Later...
Nigel: I'm influenced my Mozart and Bach, its more sort of, Mach.
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Loads from Snatch, a few i can think of are:
Sol: What the f**ks that?!
Vince: This is a shotgun Sol.
Sol: Its a f**king anti-aircraft gun vincent!!!
Tommy: We lost gorgeous george.
Brick-top: How the f**k did you lose gorgeous george? Its not as if he's a set of f**king car keys! Also, its not as if he's incon-f**king-spicuous!!
Tommy: We're not backing out.
Brick-top: You bet your b*llox to a barn dance your not backing out!
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And a whole load more i cant be bothered to remember/type.
Pulp Fiction: "Do you see a sign that says dead n!gger storage!?"
And almost any word from a Kevin Smith film :D
And almost any word from a Kevin Smith film :D
Quotes from Fear and Loathing I thought pertinent :
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Raoul : "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Raoul : "History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullsh**, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time - and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened."
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*We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:*
"I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive."
*Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:*
"Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"
Dr. Gonzo: "Did you say something?"
Raoul "Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive."
*No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bast**d will see them soon enough.*
*How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? *
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Film narrator : "Know your dope fiend. Your life may depend on it. You won't be able to see his eyes from tea shades, and his knuckles will be white from inner-tension, and, his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking-off when he can't find a rape victim."
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Raoul : "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Raoul : "History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullsh**, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time - and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened."
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*We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:*
"I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive."
*Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:*
"Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"
Dr. Gonzo: "Did you say something?"
Raoul "Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive."
*No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bast**d will see them soon enough.*
*How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? *
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Film narrator : "Know your dope fiend. Your life may depend on it. You won't be able to see his eyes from tea shades, and his knuckles will be white from inner-tension, and, his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking-off when he can't find a rape victim."
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I take it you've just seen Pirates of the Carribean then.
And nothing else.
And nothing else.
What are your favourite quotes from your favourite film/s?
I'll start with mine:Pirates of the Carribean
A Women slaps Jack Sparrow because she hates him.
Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp):'I don't think I desearved that'.
Another Women slaps Jack.
Jack:'I may have deserved that one'.
Another women slaps Jack the next day for stealing her boat.
Will Turner(Orlando Bloom):'I don't suppose you deserved that one either'.
Jack:'No I desearved that one'.
Jack says to Will when they are sword fighting.
Jack:'You need to find yourself a girl mate'.
Jack:'You're not a unic are you?
Elizabeth(Keira Knightly)and Jack are stranded on a little island and Elizabeth has burnt all of Jack's stash of Rum with a fire.
Jack:'What are you doing?The rum'!
Elizabeth:'Yes the Rum is gone'.
Jack:'Why is the rum gone?'
Elizabeth:'Why?Because it is a vile drink that even turns the most unpledictable men it complete scandrels,and also that signal is over a mile high,the is no way the navy won't notice it!'
Jack:'But why is the rum gone?'
Jack heads off to the other side of the island while he talks to himself.
Jack:*making an impression of Elizabeth*It must have been terrible for you Jack being stranded on this island,WELL IT BL**DY IS NOW!!!'
He notices Navy boats in the distance.
Jack:There'll be no living with her after this.'
I'll start with mine:Pirates of the Carribean
A Women slaps Jack Sparrow because she hates him.
Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp):'I don't think I desearved that'.
Another Women slaps Jack.
Jack:'I may have deserved that one'.
Another women slaps Jack the next day for stealing her boat.
Will Turner(Orlando Bloom):'I don't suppose you deserved that one either'.
Jack:'No I desearved that one'.
Jack says to Will when they are sword fighting.
Jack:'You need to find yourself a girl mate'.
Jack:'You're not a unic are you?
Elizabeth(Keira Knightly)and Jack are stranded on a little island and Elizabeth has burnt all of Jack's stash of Rum with a fire.
Jack:'What are you doing?The rum'!
Elizabeth:'Yes the Rum is gone'.
Jack:'Why is the rum gone?'
Elizabeth:'Why?Because it is a vile drink that even turns the most unpledictable men it complete scandrels,and also that signal is over a mile high,the is no way the navy won't notice it!'
Jack:'But why is the rum gone?'
Jack heads off to the other side of the island while he talks to himself.
Jack:*making an impression of Elizabeth*It must have been terrible for you Jack being stranded on this island,WELL IT BL**DY IS NOW!!!'
He notices Navy boats in the distance.
Jack:There'll be no living with her after this.'
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