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"Your favourite film quotes"

What are your favourite quotes from your favourite film/s?
I'll start with mine:Pirates of the Carribean

A Women slaps Jack Sparrow because she hates him.
Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp):'I don't think I desearved that'.
Another Women slaps Jack.
Jack:'I may have deserved that one'.
Another women slaps Jack the next day for stealing her boat.
Will Turner(Orlando Bloom):'I don't suppose you deserved that one either'.
Jack:'No I desearved that one'.

Jack says to Will when they are sword fighting.
Jack:'You need to find yourself a girl mate'.

Jack:'You're not a unic are you?

Elizabeth(Keira Knightly)and Jack are stranded on a little island and Elizabeth has burnt all of Jack's stash of Rum with a fire.

Jack:'What are you doing?The rum'!
Elizabeth:'Yes the Rum is gone'.
Jack:'Why is the rum gone?'
Elizabeth:'Why?Because it is a vile drink that even turns the most unpledictable men it complete scandrels,and also that signal is over a mile high,the is no way the navy won't notice it!'
Jack:'But why is the rum gone?'
Jack heads off to the other side of the island while he talks to himself.
Jack:*making an impression of Elizabeth*It must have been terrible for you Jack being stranded on this island,WELL IT BL**DY IS NOW!!!'
He notices Navy boats in the distance.
Jack:There'll be no living with her after this.'

Cyclone wrote:
> School of Rock.
>
> Actually quite good.

Oh yeah, a great quote.

"I'm gonna row your ass when I find you"

golden child (on now)

School of Rock.

Actually quite good.

Cyclone wrote:

> 'I'm pretty sure I've touched your kids, and I'm sure they've touched
> me'

What's that one from?

'Do you know what nemesis means?!' - it's the voice by the way. (Snatch I think)

'er F. you're a gimp!'
'No Stairway?! Denied!'
'So, I was in Sri Lanka, looking for 5000 brown M&Ms, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage!............ so I beat them to death with their own shoes!'
'I'm pretty sure I've touched your kids, and I'm sure they've touched me'
'A Firebird - the car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule.'
'I'm going to killlll youuuu!' (Bladerunner)
'Hello darling, I hope I wasn't too much of an animal!'
'Nah, I was thinking of going to the union, Yeah! Well, the world's a twisted place!'
'If I say it's safe to surf this beach private, it's safe to surf ths beach!'


Etc, ad nauseum.

The Italian Job

"Everybody, in the entire world, is bent."

"Just remember this; in this country, they drive on the wrong side of the road."

The Godfather Trilogy

"Never hate your enemies Michael - it clouds your judgement."

"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer."

Spaceballs

"Well, I s'pose you're right. And when you're right, you're right and hey - you're a man who's always right!"

"Could be a pain in the @rse"

"I'd take a pain in the @rse for half a million quid"

"You'd take a pain in the @rse for air-miles"

"Tom the fatter you get the sadder you get"

"Will you two stop flirting please?"

"You're not funny Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not"

"Aaargh! Sh*t, i've been shot!"
"I dont believe this, will everybody please stop getting shot."

"you must be Eddie, JD's son"
"you must be Harry, sorry ... didn't know your father"
"never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that"