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"Your favourite film quotes"

What are your favourite quotes from your favourite film/s?
I'll start with mine:Pirates of the Carribean

A Women slaps Jack Sparrow because she hates him.
Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp):'I don't think I desearved that'.
Another Women slaps Jack.
Jack:'I may have deserved that one'.
Another women slaps Jack the next day for stealing her boat.
Will Turner(Orlando Bloom):'I don't suppose you deserved that one either'.
Jack:'No I desearved that one'.

Jack says to Will when they are sword fighting.
Jack:'You need to find yourself a girl mate'.

Jack:'You're not a unic are you?

Elizabeth(Keira Knightly)and Jack are stranded on a little island and Elizabeth has burnt all of Jack's stash of Rum with a fire.

Jack:'What are you doing?The rum'!
Elizabeth:'Yes the Rum is gone'.
Jack:'Why is the rum gone?'
Elizabeth:'Why?Because it is a vile drink that even turns the most unpledictable men it complete scandrels,and also that signal is over a mile high,the is no way the navy won't notice it!'
Jack:'But why is the rum gone?'
Jack heads off to the other side of the island while he talks to himself.
Jack:*making an impression of Elizabeth*It must have been terrible for you Jack being stranded on this island,WELL IT BL**DY IS NOW!!!'
He notices Navy boats in the distance.
Jack:There'll be no living with her after this.'

Oh dear, we forgot possibly the best film line EVER....



...."You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!". Classic.

oh sorry the second ones from Scarface

"i'll make him an offer he cant refuse"

Godfather

or

"Say hello to my little friend"

"You ...... B**tards. GIVE ME BACK MY HAND !!!"

Ash - Evil Dead 2

Tonight, the future of both worlds lies in your hands...or in his.

"Do you read the bible? Because there's this passage i got memorized Ezikiel 25 17. It goes a little something like this: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides my the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And i will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord, when i lay my vengance upon thee".

I like Stiflers Quote: `Polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake` from `American Pie The Wedding`.

Presidenté Nash wrote:
> I take it you've just seen Pirates of the Carribean then.
> And nothing else.

I have seen many films lately just that Pirates of the Carribean is my favourite that's all.

Monty Python and the Holy grail, the bit where the king cuts the black knights arm off.

King - "The battle is won"

Knight - "Tis but a scratch"

King - "Your arms off!"

Knight - "No it isn't"

King - "What's that then!?"

Knight - "It's a flesh wound"


The whole scene kicks.

triggerhappyrocker wrote:
> "Aaargh! Sh*t, i've been shot!"
> "I dont believe this, will everybody please stop getting
> shot."

You git ! you nicked my quote.Instead i will have to use the inferior, but always made me laugh........

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the f***ing century."